Written by Monkey Woods

Saturday, 28 July 2018

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The poor stag that Roger Stagg rogered

A man who was due to be married in a week's time, and planned to celebrate his last few days of 'freedom' in a truly celebratory way, made some very strange arrangements for his Stag Night, it has been claimed.

Roger Stagg, a factory worker from Mansfield, was due to marry his dear, childhood sweetheart, Agatha, on Saturday, 23 June, and decided to spend the evening of Friday, 15 June, in the quiet, relaxing comfort of his own home - with a male deer.

The 'animal' in question was, in fact, a child's plastic inflatable toy, but it suited Roger's agenda perfectly!

Accounts differ on what happened that evening and into the early hours of Saturday - and in which order - but the several eyewitnesses who had got wind of Roger's ghastly intentions, and were peering through gaps in his curtains, all agreed on one thing: it was no night to be an inflatable deer!

One of Roger's ex-friends who was there, Steve Orgasmatron, said:

"Fair enough. It's his Stag Night. He can do whatever he wants. And I mean whatever he wants!"

Another man who was looking through the curtains, John Scrote, laughed:

"It was a bit unconventional, I suppose, but it takes all sorts - even sickos!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Marriage, wedding




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