Written by realevil1492

Sunday, 22 July 2018

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Seasons greetings!

Starting today July 22, 2018, the season of the Fish is upon us once again. Which means that Fishmas is right around the corner, and we will all, once again, be in our most joyous and giving moods.

The holiday was created by Mr. Zachary Fish earlier this year, and is expected to be more popular than his previous holiday of Fishoween which was celebrated on June 30th.

In an interview conducted with Mr. Fish, he stated: “get out of my house! You're not welcome here.”

Merriment will commence at Philmont Scout Ranch in Cimarron, New Mexico starting on July 24, 2018.

Merry Fishmas to all once again.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Christmas, Fish, Holiday




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