Comey diagnosed with NDCR syndrome as doctors warn of new virus and spreading epidemic
Former Director of the FBI James Comey has been hospitalized and isolated in a special care facility in Washington, D.C. He is diagnosed with a severe outbreak of the new virus NDCR, particularly virulent this summer. This facility remains cla...
Read full storyBoris Johnson makes his resignation speech
After quitting the cabinet last week over the state of Brexit, Boris Johnson made his resignation speech to parliament today. Here is a transcript of what he said: "Hello, grubbledy mugwumps. I am fed up with our higgledy-arsed approach to Brexit,...
Read full storyWhere are they now? Smallpox
Smallpox. Along with cholera, rickets and other indignities, it was once considered a rite of passage for many humans to suffer this killer disease with its 30 per cent death rate and legacy of pock marked faces for survivors. Those were the days. Days to which anti-vaccine fundamentalists want to take us back. Many of them are fans of discredited and struck-off British doctor Andrew Wakefiel...
Read full storyBatman is a lesbian!
In the latest Batman US TV series it seems that several transgender, gay, and lesbian issues have been upgraded to adapt to modern times (apart from down south where Rednecks tend to be straight and only have John Wayne and Clint Eastwood as their he...
Read full storyTrump Combover Now UK's Most Requested Style At Hairdressing Salons
There may have been protests last Friday in London and around the UK, but US President Donald Trump also has his admirers, as has been proven at hairdressing salons up and down the country, with haircuttists saying that the 'Trump combover' is the st...
Read full storyMillipede With 1,000 Legs Found
In the very first case of its kind, a man in Battambang has discovered a millipede that actually has what its name suggests it should have - 1,000 legs! Moys Kenwood, 55, was in his bathroom taking a dump, when a chance glance at the floor, mid-c...
Read full storyNothing Remarkable Happens To Man
In a surprising turn of non-events that regular readers may find difficult to believe, not much of anything worth telling you about happened to one man living in the Cambodian second-city of Battambang yesterday. Bucking trends as if they were goi...
Read full storyUnited Nations Gives Up
With tears in his eyes, Grand Counsel, Watta Doushpag made a short statement today, which in effect dissolves the international organization founded in 1791 for the mission of putting an end to war, and maintaining world peace forever. "What's the...
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