Man Beaten Senseless For Not Having Any Social Or Political Values
When asked about his political and social views, Roger Stanley, 40, responded by saying, "For the past 20 years, I've never really paid much attention to politics or even major social issues such as gun control, abortion, gay rights, immigration, dru...
Read full storyNavy Seal Team Rescues Alan Dershowitz from Martha’s Vineyard
Hyannis Port, Mass. - As billions watched in the United States and around the world, a complex operation involving dozens of U.S. Navy Seal divers and support personnel have succeeded in removing famous legal analyst, news commentator and Trump suppo...
Read full story650 Million Democrats Suddenly Switched Parties in the Last Three Weeks, According to Social Media Data
Washington - According to a program that analyzes statistical data gathered from Twitter and Facebook accounts using #walkaway, 650 million registered Democrats in the United States have become Republicans in the last three weeks. "I was a libtar...
Read full storyThe Great White Id
i Daily watch the Great White Id Huffing and puffing away. He’ll gladly tell you what he did To madly disrupt your day. He tweets his Id thoughts from his Throne— His petty gripes and “So unfairs!” Civility he now bemoans And offers us instead despair. His Little Ids feed off his spew And swallow every lie he tweets. His policies the poor now screws— (The same who sport their cle...
Read full storyMan Answered Call From Caller Who Had Called Wrong Number
There was 'annoyance in the air' in East Yorkshire this morning, when a man answered his telephone, only to discover that the person who was calling had dialled his number by mistake, and had intended to call someone else. The man, Moys Kenwood, f...
Read full storyDia treintetres at the Nutters Beach Club and guess what? An Italian giant has attempted to buy our joint for 99 million big ones!!
Several sun tanned, black suited, with thin-lip moustaches, and Dolce Cabana sunglasses stood in front of the doors before opening time, smoothly demanding to talk to the owner in heavy, Northern Italian accents. So, Jaggedone, arriving on his pet donkey with his Chief Chinese Chef, WAN-KIN-DIK, sat on the rear end with a carrot, agreed to talk to the mysterious chaps? "Are youe de infamoso Jag...
Read full storyEastEnders Phil And Grant Team Up For Violent TV Series
'EastEnders' brothers Phil and Grant Mitchell have been lined up to star in a new BBC drama show where the pair are constantly trying to seek out and kill fellow Albert Square resident Ian Beale, who has gone on the run. It's the first spin-off fr...
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