650 Million Democrats Suddenly Switched Parties in the Last Three Weeks, According to Social Media Data

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Wednesday, 11 July 2018

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Washington - According to a program that analyzes statistical data gathered from Twitter and Facebook accounts using #walkaway, 650 million registered Democrats in the United States have become Republicans in the last three weeks.

"I was a libtard, but then I saw the light. Praise be unto President Trump, he is my hero now, the Dems totally suck", tweeted one alleged former Democrat.

Rightwing news sites such as Breitbart News, Daily Wire and Infowars hailed the movement. "It's a final solution to the mental illness of liberalism, taking place at a grassroots level", said a Breitbart spokesman.

Spokesmen from Facebook and Twitter were looking into the unusual activity.

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