Banksy mural of Queen in gas mask appears on Syrian embassy wall
Damascus, Syria - Some wag from the Syrian People's Popular Front for Not Hiding Stuff Behind A Burkha Any More is probably responsible for the 10ft x 6ft black ink drawing of Queen Elizabeth in tiara, pearls and gas mask that sprouted overnight on t...
Read full storyE-cigarettes will bring adorability, addiction and world peace
E-cigs are fun and flirty, hip and tasty! Now you can buy a special e-cig for every outfit and mood, in yummy lollipop flavors! They represent a new craze, which might achieve the status of a staple, like sunglasses, jeans and tattoos. This joyous consumer scramble could easily lead to another era, in which e-smoking -- known as "vaping" -- could become as ubiquitous as smoking tobacco was...
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The head of Verhizon Communications Inc. says the U.S. Company is not planning to enter the Canadian wireless telecom market because of Polar Bears and French speaking Quebecois people ''who make me sick as they have been persecuting Polar Bears''.
Read full story'Canadian Polar Bears Scupper Biggest Business Deal In History'
The head of Verhizon Communications Inc. says the U.S. Company is not planning to enter the Canadian wireless telecom market because of Polar Bears and French speaking Quebecois people ''who make me sick as they have been persecuting Polar Bears''.
Read full storyMilitary-Industrial Complex™ invites public to 'pick a fight'
Washington, DC -- America's Military-Industrial Complex™ is going public with an advertising campaign that invites Americans to choose the next war in which the nation will participate. Called "Pick a Fight," the campaign represents the firs...
Read full storyFormer Pope Confesses "it's all a sham"
He was the first pope to resign in "god" knows how long when Benedict XVI quit his papal duties in February 2013, saying that he no longer had the strength to perform his role. Now in an unprecedented interview with The Spoof's religious corresponden...
Read full storyObama Creates Chaos At Fort Belvoir Golf Club
The President and his large entourage created a mass confusion and significant resentment when after playing the first hole at the famed course he skipped to the third hole, bypassing other parties of golfers ahead of him. When asked by a pool r...
Read full storySpasmodic Erection
Dream or no dream, it just don't matter. Me walking in the fields. Time, unknown. No sunshine; no shades. No thunder; no rain. But water in the streams rapidly rising and flooding the fields. Turn around to examine other places. Fields are all covered with flood water rapidly approaching. Seems earth's throwing up all its belly water. Sure I get pretty scary. See a white crag like Gibraltar before...
Read full storyThe Belgian Beast!!!
Belgian serial-lover, man-eater and fuzzy haired bully joins Man Utd in the best buy since Mon Dieu (Messr Cantona) joined them. Ferguson missed out on Zlatan because he was too big for United and Ferguson could not stand players being bigger than th...
Read full storyPresident Obama Offers A $3 Million Reward For The Capture and Safe Return To America of Edward Snowden
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama met with Vice-President Joe Biden and two unnamed high-ranking Republican senators to discuss the situation regarding Edward Snowden, AKA The NSA Leaker. White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax informed the White...
Read full storyJennifer Aniston Tells Her Boyfriend Justin Theroux That She'd Like To Have A Baby Before She Turns 50
BEVERLY HILLS - Jennifer Aniston who is 44, has just told her fiancé Justin Theroux, 42, that she would love to have a baby before her 50th birthday. Aniston has not hidden the fact that she is really getting tired of waiting around for Justin to...
Read full storyTim Tebow, Who Is Now A Free Agent, Could Be Getting A Call From The Green Bay Packers
GREEN BAY - The Green Bay Packers have just done something that no other NFL team in recent memory has ever done. They have just cut four quarterbacks, B.J. Coleman, Vince Young, Derek Mango, and Hunter Dillstromdinger and are now left with only o...
Read full storyThe U.S. Government Will Be Importing 7 Million Viagra Pills From Peru
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Department of Pharmaceuticals has just announced that they have sealed a deal with the government of Peru to import Viagra pills. UDDP Spokesperson May Bergerbock, 38, stated to American Spotlight Magazine that...
Read full storyMississippi Makes It A Crime To Shoot Catfish With A Shotgun
JACKSON, Mississippi - The Mississippi senate has just passed a bill that makes it illegal for anyone to shoot catfish with a shotgun. State Senator Roy LeRoy Witchboro, 64, [R-Pascagoula] informed the news media that the bill passed by a vote of...
Read full storyNadya Suleman Admits She Finds Anthony Weiner To Be Quite Sexy
LA HABRA, California - Nadya Suleman, who gained notoriety as Octomom, recently remarked to Bedroom Pillow Talk that she has developed a crush on Anthony Weiner. Suleman, who is the mother of 14 children, stated to Carolina Chipotle as the two sat...
Read full storyVladimir Putin Warns President Obama If The U.S. Invades Syria, Russia Will Invade Detroit
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Moscow's national news agency Vodkavich has just announced that Russian President Vladimir Putin has issued a very stern warning to President Barack Obama. Putin speaking to a group of retired KGB operatives at a Holiday Inn in...
Read full storyJoan Rivers Remarks That Miley Cyrus Needs A Good Spanking
NEW YORK CITY - The undisputed Queen of Mean, Joan Rivers has commented that Miss Miley Cyrus has really gone off the deep end and the little wayward brat needs a good spanking. Rivers, who is 80, appeared on The Viagra View with Larry King and Re...
Read full storyBrett Favre Feels That He Can Still Play In The NFL
GREEN BAY - Former Green Bay Packers quarterback Brett Favre was back in Green Bay visiting one of his uncles. He was asked by Ambrose Appomattox, a reporter with The Turnstile Review, if he knew that the Packers had just released four of their te...
Read full storyMichelle Obama Picks The Chicago Bears To Make It To The Super Bowl
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The First Lady was asked how she thinks her hometown Chicago Bears are going to do in the NFL this year. She smiled and said that she has a real good feeling about the team. She pointed out that she had met with several players...
Read full storyYosemite National Park Fire Reportedly Started By A Bear Playing With Matches
FRESNO, California - Unconfirmed reports state that the two-week old Yosemite National Park fire may have been started by a black bear playing with matches. Park ranger Orion Silvergate, 51, said that he was told by a Gilbert Baumbaker, 19, of San...
Read full storyChimp Wins Art Contest, Hires Lawyer
No sooner was it announced that Brent, a 37-year-old Louisiana chimp, had won first prize in a chimpanzee art contest (read about it here on TheGuardian.com website) than the chimp called a lawyer to complain that the sanctuary where he lived would b...
Read full storyCollege Football Analyst Lou Holtz's Giant Ears Now More Distracting Than His Lisp, Say Fans
In a national poll of college football viewers, former coach and current ESPN commentator Lou Holtz is the most difficult analyst to watch for the fourth year in a row. Coach Holtz's noticeable lisp had been responsible for his top rating in the pol...
Read full storyHarry Redknapp rushed to hospital in transfer window 'slam shut' drama
Former Premier League (i.e. important) manager Harry Redknapp was rushed to hospital last night in a transfer deadline day drama. As the trasnfer window 'slammed shut' Harry's car window slammed shut and almost beheaded him. Harry 'Crusty-face'...
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