Vladimir Putin Warns President Obama If The U.S. Invades Syria, Russia Will Invade Detroit

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 3 September 2013

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A photo of one of Syria's 14 tanks.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Moscow's national news agency Vodkavich has just announced that Russian President Vladimir Putin has issued a very stern warning to President Barack Obama.

Putin speaking to a group of retired KGB operatives at a Holiday Inn in Moscow stated emphatically that Russia will not sit idly by if American military forces decide to invade Syria.

The Russian leader stated that Syria is about the size of Washington state and it would be no match for the powerful American military forces.

Putin went on to say that he thought that President Obama was elected by the good people of America to end wars and not to start them.

The leader of Russia wondered if perhaps the American president has been spending too much time vacationing and not enough time presidenting.

President Putin stressed that he wants to make it very clear that if President Obama wants to act like that Texas cowboy George Dubya Bush and he invades Syria than he (Putin) will play like Lord Cornwallis and he will invade Detroit by way of Windsor, Canada.

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