Nadya Suleman Admits She Finds Anthony Weiner To Be Quite Sexy

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 3 September 2013

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Nadya petting her dog 'Octy' which was a gift from Vice-President Joe Biden.

LA HABRA, California - Nadya Suleman, who gained notoriety as Octomom, recently remarked to Bedroom Pillow Talk that she has developed a crush on Anthony Weiner.

Suleman, who is the mother of 14 children, stated to Carolina Chipotle as the two sat at The Giggling Guacamole Restaurant in La Habra, that if Tony was not married she would be on him like butter on toast.

She went on to say that she would love to have his baby.

When asked what it is about him that she finds so attractive, Nadya blushed and said several things.

"Such as?" Chipotle asked.

The 38-year-old responded by saying that she loves his last name, the photographs he has posted on the Internet, and the fact that he speaks with an accent.

Suleman added that she heard Regis Philbin talking to Weiner on The Viagra View and he told him that he would like to have a whole lot of kids to carry on the Weiner name.

IN OTHER NEWS. The African country of Mozambique is reportedly sending two PT Boats to assist the U.S. naval fleet off the coast of Syria.

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