Chimp Wins Art Contest, Hires Lawyer

Funny story written by Gail Farrelly

Tuesday, 3 September 2013

image for Chimp Wins Art Contest, Hires Lawyer
Brent planning out his next painting.

No sooner was it announced that Brent, a 37-year-old Louisiana chimp, had won first prize in a chimpanzee art contest (read about it here on website) than the chimp called a lawyer to complain that the sanctuary where he lived would be getting the $10,000 in prize money. His share? Nada.

"That's just not right," Brent told's science & technology reporter Gail Farrelly (she's fluent in chimp talk). According to Brent, he needs money to finance his new career. "I'm the artist, I'm the creator," he complained. "Why should THEY get all the dough? I'm willing to split it with 'em, but that's it." He's hired a lawyer and is filing a lawsuit to demand 50% of the prize money. "I hope," Brent confided to Farrelly, "to be a millionaire by the time of forty, and I need some investment capital to do it."

In more news, Brent revealed that one of his 16th century ancestors is the true creator of the masterpiece the Mona Lisa. "It's a lot of hogwash that Leonardo da Vinci painted it," he told Farrelly. After stopping for a moment to take a few bites of his banana, he continued, "In reality, the artist was Leonardo da Chimp. I intend to prove it. And you can take that to the bank."

But actually, It's Brent who'll be taking it to the bank. Once he proves who really painted the Mona Lisa, he confided to Farrelly, there will be billions of dollars in reparations owed to his family by museums all over the world. And he plans to collect.

No monkeying around!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more