"The One Indispensable Nation" applications go global

Funny story: "The One Indispensable Nation" applications go global

This week a furor of verbiage over who, what, when, and why a nation is "indispensable" has swarmed across the globe very quickly. In fact, the very latest updates indicate a global contest is already underway. The world's smallest island nat...

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Holy grail found in Charles Darwin's lost belongings

Funny story: Holy grail found in Charles Darwin's lost belongings

A trunk believed to have belonged to Charles Darwin has been found during a renovation at Christ college,Cambridge.Books with detailed notes on beetles and birds were found inside along with a black bag containing a wooden cup and a scroll of parchme...

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UN Inspectors' Report to Confirm Illicit Use of Wig by John Kerry

Funny story: UN Inspectors' Report to Confirm Illicit Use of Wig by John Kerry

A long-awaited UN report expected next week will "overwhelmingly" confirm that US Secretary of State John Kerry makes use of a wig, the secretary general Ban Ki-moon says. Mr. Ban Ki-moon made no comment on who was to blame for the Washington envo...

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Calling House Republicans "Neanderthals," Biden Bungles Again

Funny story: Calling House Republicans "Neanderthals," Biden Bungles Again

Gaffe-prone Vice President Joe Biden, speaking at an event celebrating his signature legislative achievement, the Violence Against Women Act (VAWA), at one point called the House Republicans who opposed renewal of the Act in 2012 the "Neanderthal cro...

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When lips flip 90 degrees

Funny story: When lips flip 90 degrees

When we conclude that event 'A' caused event 'B', simply because the proposed cause occurred before the proposed effect, this mentality, in Latin, is called: 'Post hoc ergo propter hoc', meaning 'after this, therefore because of this'. And it is one of the several logical fallacies. This process of the mind may get confused with Conspiracy Theories, displeasing authorities. Recent examples of...

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Crime Boss Salvatore Goombalini Explains Why He Bought Six Drones

Funny story: Crime Boss Salvatore Goombalini Explains Why He Bought Six Drones

NEW YORK CITY - The head of the Goombalini crime family Salvatore Goombalini appeared on an edition of Piers Morgan Tonight. The Brooklyn Mafioso recently told President Obama that if he gave him the word he would send a couple of his boys to Russ...

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Wynonna Judd Explains The Baby Bump

Funny story: Wynonna Judd Explains The Baby Bump

WATERLOO, Iowa - The crowd at The Crop Rotation Convention Center in Waterloo fell in love with Wynonna Judd and her gallery of hit songs. After the concert Wynonna spoke with Buck Yazoo of Yippie-Ki-Yay Magazine in her $1.2 million customized tou...

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Kim Jong Un Wants To Visit Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion

Funny story: Kim Jong Un Wants To Visit Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion

HOLMBY HILLS - Hugh Hefner has just let the American news media know that he received an email from North Korea's Kim Jong Un. The North Korean leader expressed a desire to visit California and tour the world famous Playboy Mansion. Hefner said...

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Taylor Swift Has Found Her Next Song Subject

Funny story: Taylor Swift Has Found Her Next Song Subject

TORONTO, Canada - According to a member of her band, Taylor Swift was beginning to become concerned about where her next breakup song would be coming from. Well it appears that she has just found the answer. Swift attended the Toronto Internationa...

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Detroit To Replace All Fire Engine Dalmatians With Chihuahuas

Funny story: Detroit To Replace All Fire Engine Dalmatians With Chihuahuas

DETROIT - Mayor Dave Bing of Detroit has just issued a Mayoral Directive stating that effective September 20, at 12:15 a.m. every fire station that has a dalmatian as a firehouse mascot will have to turn their dog over to the Detroit Animal Shelter.

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NASCAR's Danica Patrick Seen Leaving Rob Pattinson's Malibu Beach House

MALIBU BEACH - Danica Patrick, who was recently divorced from Dr. Paul Hospenthal, has reportedly stated that she wants to give the single girl world a spin (no pun intended). Danica told Ambrose Appomattox with The Turnstile Review that she wants...

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Chicharito Convinces Cheryl Cole To Get An Intimate Tattoo

Funny story: Chicharito Convinces Cheryl Cole To Get An Intimate Tattoo

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - English soccer player Chicharito, whose real name is Javier Hernández-Balcázar and his girlfriend English singer Cheryl Cole were down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico relaxing in the warm Baja California sun. Chicharito decided...

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NASA Announces An Exciting New Idea Regarding The Space Shuttle

Funny story: NASA Announces An Exciting New Idea Regarding The Space Shuttle

HOUSTON - NASA has decided that it needs to find ways to get back some of the interest in the space program that it has lost over the past few years. NASA spokesperson Sharleen Shadowshade, 47, stated that the Human Resources Department has come u...

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Sofia Vergara Addresses The Breast Reduction Suggestions

Funny story: Sofia Vergara Addresses The Breast Reduction Suggestions

BEVERLY HILLS - Sofia Vergara was seen dining alone at the exquisite Le Loins of Joan of Arc French Restaurant in Beverly Hills. The well-endowed star of the hit sitcom Modern Family was upset at the recent suggestions that she should consider goi...

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The Department of Social Security Says That By 2016, They Could Be Down To $29,000

Funny story: The Department of Social Security Says That By 2016, They Could Be Down To $29,000

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A spokesperson for the Department of Social Security has just announced that the department is paying out a lot more than it is bringing in. Social Security spokesperson Raquel Follyfeeni, 38, told American Spotlight Magazine th...

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