Brett Favre Feels That He Can Still Play In The NFL

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 3 September 2013

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Favre shown on his diary farm milking his prized milk cow Miss Dolly.

GREEN BAY - Former Green Bay Packers quarterback Brett Favre was back in Green Bay visiting one of his uncles.

He was asked by Ambrose Appomattox, a reporter with The Turnstile Review, if he knew that the Packers had just released four of their team quarterbacks.

Favre was surprised, "You mean they cut Aaron Rodgers?"

He was told that Rodgers was the only quarterback that they kept.

Brett shook his head and remarked that in all of his days in football he has never heard of a team keeping just one quarterback.

He asked, "What if Rodgers misses the team plane or suddenly develops passing hand callouses and he can't play?"

Favre then told Appomattox that he knows that he can still compete and he knows that he can win just as long as he can keep away from the flirtatious females which he says he has been working on.

He then said loudly "Brett Favre can still play. He can still get the job done. And I know he can, because I'm Brett Favre gosh darnit!"

Brett then excused himself and said he had to go and make a phone call to the Green Bay Packers front office.

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