Written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 3 September 2013

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Jennifer says that fiancé Justin Theroux does not like the name she has chosen if her baby is a boy.

BEVERLY HILLS - Jennifer Aniston who is 44, has just told her fiancé Justin Theroux, 42, that she would love to have a baby before her 50th birthday.

Aniston has not hidden the fact that she is really getting tired of waiting around for Justin to decide when the two are going to get married.

She has hinted to him that if he does not decide and decide soon, she may just break up with him and find some other guy who is not prone to playing waiting games.

Reports out of LaLaLand are that Theroux sort of got his feelings hurt when Jennifer told him that if and when she gets pregnant and if the baby is a boy she wants to name him Brad, after her ex-husband Brad Pitt.

A close friend said that Justin was not too happy about that name choice but Jennifer has said that she has made her decision and that's that.

SIDENOTE: Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that Jennifer has informed Brad Pitt of her name choice and he is thrilled beyond belief - Angelina Jolie on the other hand is one mad as hell hen.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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