Google Glass to offer X-Ray Vision in Voyeur Mode

Funny story: Google Glass to offer X-Ray Vision in Voyeur Mode

According to leaked information obtained by Google snoopers GoogWatch, the search engine and mobile phone system maker has a new plan to breathe fresh excitement into the lackluster reception its flagship innovation has received in the gadget market.

Read full story View 'Google Glass to offer X-Ray Vision in Voyeur Mode'

Senator Cruz Collapses During Anti-Obamacare Filibuster, Needs Obamacare To Recover.

Funny story: Senator Cruz Collapses During Anti-Obamacare Filibuster, Needs Obamacare To Recover.

While attempting a filibuster in Congress to stamp out the Affordable Care Act, snarkily known as the Obamacare bill by conservatives, Republican Senator Ted Cruz collapsed 15 hours into the epic attempt to derail the legislation. Cruz, an ardent Tea...

Read full story View 'Senator Cruz Collapses During Anti-Obamacare Filibuster, Needs Obamacare To Recover.'

Attack of OJ Simpson: 21st Century Cookie Monster

A brazen prison crime has been perpetrated and the perp is a familiar monster of folklore. Put the notion of overweight James Cagney calling for his "Ma!" in a one-man prison riot in the movie White Heat. This is another fat inmate doing a Pillsb...

Read full story View 'Attack of OJ Simpson: 21st Century Cookie Monster'

Gemma Arterton Is Wonder Woman In Superman/Batman Film?!

Ever since the news broke that Zack Snyder was going to introduce Batman into the next Superman flick at Comic Con 2013 not to mention the bomb shell news that Ben Affleck is going to be the Batman, many people have speculated whether another Dc supe...

Read full story View 'Gemma Arterton Is Wonder Woman In Superman/Batman Film?!'

Bad Breath Ends Senator Cruz's Marathon Speech - Listerine Stock Rises on News

Funny story: Bad Breath Ends Senator Cruz's Marathon Speech - Listerine Stock Rises on News

The senate voted on Wednesday to terminate Senator Ted Cruz's (R-TX) marathon speech. For 21 hours and 19 minutes, Cruz leveled a verbal assault on President Obama's signature healthcare law. The unanimous vote came after Senators could no longer sta...

Read full story View 'Bad Breath Ends Senator Cruz's Marathon Speech - Listerine Stock Rises on News'

House Republicans pass Legislation to shutdown the Senate

Funny story: House Republicans pass Legislation to shutdown the Senate

In a a startling development earlier today the House Republican majority passed a bill to shut the Senate down permanently. The resolution H RES 420 passed 233 - 200, strictly on party lines. While the House and the Senate have often been at odds...

Read full story View 'House Republicans pass Legislation to shutdown the Senate'

"It's a hard life, innit!"

Funny story: "It's a hard life, innit!"

During the past few week's Doctors surgeries have seen an increase in a strange new virus which has spread across the UK and affected the male population aged 18-90 years, Doctors report packed surgeries as more and more males succumb to this hereto...

Read full story View '"It's a hard life, innit!"'

Tiger's Wood Branded Line Of Golf Gear Sales On Decline

Tiger Woods line of golf clubs, balls, and accessories, "Tiger's Wood" has taken quite a hit in the most recent quarter. Sales of the brand have decreased dramatically in the last couple of terms. A spokesperson for the company stated, "We are hi...

Read full story View 'Tiger's Wood Branded Line Of Golf Gear Sales On Decline'

Plan Proposed to End Religious Strife

Unitarian/Universalist minister Hugh Betcha of Dixwell Notch, NH has put forth a plan to reduce the bloodshed and suffering that occurs when cultures collide. "The common people of the world mostly want to get along with their neighbors and raise their families in peace," the cheery and optimistic minister says. "The problems arise when religious leaders, mostly cranky old men desperate to h...

Read full story View 'Plan Proposed to End Religious Strife'

Interpol arrest warrants to search Blair Faith Foundation orifices

Funny story: Interpol arrest warrants to search Blair Faith Foundation orifices

New York - Despite his immense confidence that they'll never take him 'dead or alive' Tony B Liar's Faith Foundation was rocked to the core today as Interpol began a systematic trawl of all his known bullshitting outlets. Top of the list are outre...

Read full story View 'Interpol arrest warrants to search Blair Faith Foundation orifices'

Miley Cyrus diagnosed with CTD (compulsive tongue disorder)

Funny story: Miley Cyrus diagnosed with CTD (compulsive tongue disorder)

Miley Cyrus's tongue activity has drawn a lot of attention, including this comment, rumored to have come from the Queen: "I'm sick and tired of seeing that girl's tongue." Medical and psychiatric professionals are also weighing in. Tongue spe...

Read full story View 'Miley Cyrus diagnosed with CTD (compulsive tongue disorder)'

Tom Brady Laments His Lack of a Nickname

NO NAME SALOON, FOXBORO, MASS.- At his press conference this week, Tom Brady lamented the fact that Matt Ryan of the Atlanta Falcons has a "sweet" nickname, and Tom felt somewhat left out of the affectionate handle game. Matt Ryan, formerly of Bos...

Read full story View 'Tom Brady Laments His Lack of a Nickname'

Meth Addicted Dentist Losing Clients As He Loses His Own Teeth

COUNCIL BLUFFS, IA - "It's not like I don't do quality work," states Dr. Ernest Spunn, "I have been making my living on quality AND quantity. I have been moving through people in sheer volume, especially when I'm tweaking! Root canals, extractions,...

Read full story View 'Meth Addicted Dentist Losing Clients As He Loses His Own Teeth'

Redneck PBR Drinker Becomes Micro-brew Connoisseur To Spite Hipsters Who Snubbed Him

A patron at a local bar, a self proclaimed "redneck," recently got into a heated discussion about politics with what many people would describe as "hipsters." "I was just tryin' to relax, bout ta start in on ma' eighth PBR," said Vern McDern, "the...

Read full story View 'Redneck PBR Drinker Becomes Micro-brew Connoisseur To Spite Hipsters Who Snubbed Him'

New Mutation of Mad Cow Disease Discovered Dubbed Passive Aggressive Cow Disease

Researchers in Wyoming recently uncovered a new strain of the virus that leads to the well known "Mad Cow Disease". "This new strain of the virus is not nearly as aggressive," stated Dr. Armand Hammer, director of agricultural research at USEDSTEW...

Read full story View 'New Mutation of Mad Cow Disease Discovered Dubbed Passive Aggressive Cow Disease'

Emo Kid Sad Nobody Talks About Emo Anymore

"It like, bums me out, ya know," stated James Sadzack, self proclaimed "Emo Kid For Life." "We used to get talked about ALL the time. People used to make fun of us every day. Now it's like nobody cares." "Nobody cared to begin with," a passerby interjected during the interview. "Shut up conformist!" Sadzack exclaimed. "See what I mean? When it comes to teenage stereotypes, we used...

Read full story View 'Emo Kid Sad Nobody Talks About Emo Anymore'

Porn Star Says Job Makes Her Feel Nuts

Nuts HOLLYWOOD, CA - Pamela Partypocket is the moniker she goes by in the porn biz. She's been in the business for just over two years. In a recent interview she revealed that the career is starting to get to her mentally and emotionally. "I fee...

Read full story View 'Porn Star Says Job Makes Her Feel Nuts'
« Aug 2013 September 2013 Oct 2013 »
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun
 
1st
13
2nd
7
3rd
23
4th
17
5th
20
6th
26
7th
14
8th
10
9th
20
10th
19
11th
16
12th
9
13th
12
14th
15
15th
14
16th
19
17th
15
18th
15
19th
23
20th
20
21st
12
22nd
16
23rd
19
24th
9
25th
23
26th
17
27th
22
28th
14
29th
5
30th
23
 

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!



Go to top
71 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more