Gay Married Couple Sued By Gay Ex-Fiancee
A gay couple who recently got married in California are being sued by one of their ex-boyfriends. "Steve proposed to me over a year ago and we planned to get married once it was legal for same-sex couples to do so", stated Jared Letcher of Las Ve...
Read full storySpirit of Justice Found with Self Inflicted Wounds
WASHINGTON - Security guards in the Robert F. Kennedy Department of Justice Building have found what appear to be self-inflicted wounds on the Spirit of Justice this morning, during a routine inspection of her and her counterpart, Majesty Law.
Read full storyJade Rabbit Chinese Food Rover delivers wrong order to secret NASA Moon Base
The expensive Chinese Food Delivery Rover, Jade Rabbit has mixed up its very first delivery order. A top secret Moon Base which has been built by the U.S.A was due to receive a very welcome "Chinese Special Meal for 100 this morning. I repeated t...
Read full storyHumor Sites Rush to Hire North Korean Who Wrote Text Over Jong Un's Uncle's Execution
Humor sites are viciously striving to beat all the other spoof news websites who are fighting tooth and nail to hire the writer who wrote the fiery rhetoric slamming North Korea's President's Jong Un's uncle on national news. The former second in lea...
Read full storyDecades of incest uncovered in Britain's top cult family
London, UK - The news from Blighty is grim tonight amid reports that at least six generations of an extended Brit family have practised a cultish form of incest hidden from pubic screwtiny since at least September 1940. Now the true horror of the...
Read full storyObama Arrested by Detroit Police
DETROIT (SP) - President Obama and an unidentified supporter were arrested yesterday for making terroristic threats in South Detroit. The President made an appearance in Detroit to get a firsthand look at the devastation due to decades of Democratic...
Read full storySt. Paul Returns to Syria, Finds Road to Damascus Littered With Corpses
Damascus, Syria St. Paul returned to the famous site today where he met Jesus two thousand years ago. It was here he converted from being a heathen persecutor of Christians to a beloved martyr of early Christendom. As he walked down the road, he...
Read full storyGibraltar suspects Iran of missile monkey business
Iran is testing out liquid fuelled rockets using stolen Gibraltar monkeys it is claimed. "The monkeys are being smuggled out in large cigarette boxes" said the military commander of Gibraltar. "Our monkeys are very clever and could easily be trai...
Read full storyKanye West to Start Nightly Patrols of Los Angeles and New York
Los Angeles, CA Kanye West, who recently acknowledged that he was just like the police and soldiers the way he puts his life on the line at every concert he does, announced today in a press conference that he will begin nightly patrols of Los Angeles...
Read full storyDick Cheney To Become Minister in Order to Marry Gay Couples
Jackson, WY Allegedly evil ex-vice president Dick Cheney announced today that he would be attending the Bob Jones Seminary in order to receive religious orders to become a practicing minister. The waterboarding enthusiast will conduct weddings for...
Read full storyGeorge Zimmerman being considered as new sanction to keep Iran non-nuclear
Sanctions on Iran due to its nuclear program have been given new life today with reports of a valuable new weapon in the struggle--George Zimmerman. The US Congress is eager to push both old and new sanctions, despite the recent step toward peace...
Read full storySusan Boyle Dating Danny Devito
After breaking up with his wife, Rhea Perlman, after over 30 years of marriage, actor Danny Devito has began dating Scottish singer Susan Boyle. "I have always had my eye on that cute and cuddly little man", Boyle told reporters. "But we didn't ac...
Read full storyFans Lead Effort to Get Rush Removed from Rock & Roll Hall of Fame
Saying their favorite band has become too commercial since it was inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame last April, fans of Canadian power trio Rush say it's time to make a push for their removal. "We were instrumental in getting the ban...
Read full storyKhloe Kardashian Files For Divorce From Lamar Odom On Friday The 13th
HOLLYWOOD - Well it will certainly be a Friday the 13th that Lamar Odom will not soon forget. His wife Khloe Kardashian, 29, has filed for a divorce on grounds of Alienation of Caressititis Boomba Boom. The couple was married in September of 2...
Read full storyChina To Honor Nelson Mandela By Putting His Likeness On A Commemorative Postage Stamp
HONG KONG, China - South African President Nelson Mandela always talked about how much he enjoyed visiting China and eating the best egg rolls in the world. He got to where he could use the chopsticks just as good as any Chinese citizen. He was so...
Read full storyTennessee Votes To Make Twerking Illegal
FRANKFORT, Tennessee - The Tennessee Senate has just passed a bill that was carried by a vote of 32-1 that makes twerking illegal. State senator Florence Pennymaker [D-Memphis] stated that she's 34, and she is by no means a prude but having seen M...
Read full storyArkansas Asks Chick-Fil-A To Change Their Restaurant Name
LITTLE ROCK - The governor of Arkansas has sent a letter to the home office of Chick-Fil-A in Atlanta, Georgia. The letter respectfully asks that the chicken franchise please change the name of their restaurants located within the state from Chick...
Read full storyThe Indiana Pacers Are The Best Team In The NBA As They Improve Their Record To 20-3 By Defeating The Charlotte Bobcats
INDIANAPOLIS - The Indiana Pacers continued on their frantic pace as they defeated the visiting Charlotte Bobcats 99-94. The Pacers now possess the best record in the NBA with a record of 20-3 for an amazing winning percentage of .870. The team...
Read full storyJulia Roberts Ingnites A Feud With The Hunger Games' Jennifer Lawrence
HOLLYWOOD - It's been reported that Julia Roberts recently said that she does not appreciate Jennifer Lawrence thinking that she can take away her title of America's Sweetheart. Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors wrote that first of all Roberts is 46-...
Read full storyKim Jong Un Says North Korea Will Donate $10 Million To NASA If They'll Agree To Put North Korean License Plates On The Next Martian Land Rover
PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un has always been a fan of America's National Aeronautics Space Administration program. He says he has read over 15 books on the subject and he recently told The Rice Paddy National News Agency of North Korea tha...
Read full storyAbsolutely Positively: Wild & Wonderful World Of SoCal Porn Could Be Delayed Until Further Notice
LOS ANGELES - The Southern California-based pornographic film industry appears to now be on the verge of yet another shutdown as a result of an announcement Friday that one of its performers recently tested positive for HIV. Neither the most lik…
Read full storyMarilyn Monroe And Her Infamous Bras
LOS ANGELES - There is no one in the entire United States who knows more about the legendary 50's sex symbol Marilyn Monroe than author Josh Butterweed. Butterweed has written more than 19 books on the famous blonde bombshell who President John F.
Read full storyThe Oklahoma City Thunder Crush The Los Angeles Lakers 122-97 - Kobe Bryant Is Now (0-3)
OKLAHOMA CITY - Friday the 13th proved to be good for the Oklahoma City Thunder and horrendous for the Los Angeles Lakers. The Thunder stomped the Lakers 122-97 on a night when the Lakers Kobe Bryant only scored 4 points. The game which was pla...
Read full storyEngland Is Considering Renaming Piccadilly Square In Honor Of President Mandela
LONDON - Tickety Boo News is reporting that Queen Elizabeth II, has stated that England will be honoring President Nelson Mandela who once said that he would rather walk in the London fog that sit in the Saigon smog. TBN's Neville Twickenbuck stat...
Read full storyJay Leno Admits To A Procedure
BURBANK - Jay Leno, the host of The Tonight Show has pretty much always been a guy who keeps to himself, his wife, and his extensive automobile and motorcycle collection. But Leno recently confided to his good friend Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tatt...
Read full storyThe Denver Broncos Shocked By The San Diego Chargers
DENVER - Sports Authority Field at Mile High is supposed to be a nice place for the Denver Broncos to win with the mighty Rocky Mountains in the background but it didn't happen. The Chargers of San Diego flew into the Mile High City and showed the...
Read full storyNew York City May Be Renaming Central Park President Nelson Mandela Park
NEW YORK CITY - There is a widespread movement in the city of New York to honor the late president of South Africa Nelson Mandela by naming Central Park in his honor. Several council members have asked that the mayor consider making the necessary...
Read full storyPresident Putin Warns Kim Jong Un If He Fires Off Another Missile It Could Be His Last
MOSCOW - Reports coming out of Russia are that President Vladimir Putin has just about had his fill of the Asian Pillsbury Doughboy Kim Jong Un. President Putin told Russia's national news agency Vodkavich that he has never known a world leader wh...
Read full storyKhloe Kardashian: Lamar Odom Is Not Gay, I Am 90% Sure Of That
LOS ANGELES - Needless to say it has not been a good year for Khloe Kardashian. Earlier this year she was fired as co-host on the X-Factor. Khloe's weight has also ballooned up around the Kirstie Alley level and the tallest of the Kardashian siste...
Read full storyAustralian Pisstro Restaurant to open in Knightsbridge
Australia, keen to establish its cultural presence on a Global scale is to open a Pisstro restaurant in Horrids, Knightsbridge. Michelin 4 tyre chef, Johnny Craddock will be serving up from a whopping 1000 different burger choices, chips and bak...
Read full storyNRA Wants Machine Guns, Grenades in Schools
A student at a Colorado school shot and wounded two students, one seriously police say. , The shooting occurred at Arapahoe High in Centennial, The NRA has responded to the tragedy by reiterating its demand that every school child in the U.S. carry...
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