Decades of incest uncovered in Britain's top cult family

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Saturday, 14 December 2013

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London, UK - The news from Blighty is grim tonight amid reports that at least six generations of an extended Brit family have practised a cultish form of incest hidden from pubic screwtiny since at least September 1940.

Now the true horror of the Cult of Windsor can be revealed as a huge covert DNA testing program confirms 99% of those so-called royals are related to Brit serial paedo Jimmy Savile, son of Opus Dei whore Violet King, aka The Queen Mother.

The publication of microscopic genome evidence shows a huge, extended family consisting of several hundred freaks where brothers and sisters, parents and offspring, uncles/aunts and their siblings' children plus generations of pervy grandparents had unfettered sex with one another.

All bankrolled with decades of massive taxpayer handouts and no questions asked, no siree.

Reports stress the clan is domiciled within a 20 mile radius of the Prince of Wales whose actual birth mother, Raine Bloody Spencer, shagged Jimmy Savile and farrowed their brat.

All subsequent progeny have been certified as stark raving bonkers right down to the latest wannabe, Prince George.

Camilla Fucker-Proles is 69.

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