Khloe Kardashian: Lamar Odom Is Not Gay, I Am 90% Sure Of That

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 14 December 2013

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One of Lamar's best friends Toby "Muscles" Tarkinfeist is gay.

LOS ANGELES - Needless to say it has not been a good year for Khloe Kardashian. Earlier this year she was fired as co-host on the X-Factor.

Khloe's weight has also ballooned up around the Kirstie Alley level and the tallest of the Kardashian sisters has learned that she is starting to get cellulite.

But as if that isn't enough, now comes word from the nation's two top supermarket tabloids, Just Saying and Say What? that her soon-to-be ex-husband Odom could be a bit on the gay side.

The tabloids report that Lamar was recently seen down at Santa Monica Beach and he and an unidentified man were playing leapfrog on the sand.

Last week Lamar was seen in his white Mercedes SUV throwing kisses at guys that were on their skateboards riding on the sidewalk.

Khloe says that she has never personally heard Lamar lisp or even act like he could possibly be gay like Clay Aiken.

She did note that she did catch him twice trying on one of her bras so she did admit that there could be a 10% chance that he could possibly be gay.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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