America Prevails Again

A local Islamic man who recently arrived from Islam came to America carrying big dreams of spreading Sharia Law to all the four corners of the circular Earth. Upon arriving in America, he immediately set about destroying such principles as religi...

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Enraged Senators Schumer, Cruz Come Close to Blows on Senate Floor

Funny story: Enraged Senators Schumer, Cruz Come Close to Blows on Senate Floor

WASHINGTON (AP) - On the eve of the massacre of children at Sandy Hook Elementary in Newton, The National Rifle Association won another victory. The victory shows the enormous power and control of the association over obedient members of the U.S. Se...

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Michelle's got the hump over Danish peroxide bimbo Prime Minister

Funny story: Michelle's got the hump over Danish peroxide bimbo Prime Minister

Soweto, South Africa - It was a 'right you bastard, that's the last time I ever swallow!' look on the First Lady's face during the Mandela Memorial Gig eulogies in South Africa today. Sitting in the top VIP seating next to her husband Michelle sud...

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Chinese Trying To Embarrass U.S., Russia, Japan!

Funny story: Chinese Trying To Embarrass U.S., Russia, Japan!

For many years now the leaders of China have had to use a low profile whenever international incidents came into play but now that they are out-producing the other leading nations and into the space industry, they are 'feeling their oats' as some wou...

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Miley Cyrus Quits Music

Funny story: Miley Cyrus Quits Music

Miley Cyrus, after receiving over 10,000 cards and letter 99% against her recent appearance on MTV, has decided to quit music, at least for now. Apparently, some 35 of her fan groups have split up also and are now looking for another in singing or...

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General Motors appoint female CEO! She once was a back-seat-driver!

Funny story: General Motors appoint female CEO! She once was a back-seat-driver!

Ex back-seat-driver, Mary Barra, has moved forward and been appointed the first ever CEO of a major car producing company; General Motors not General Kitchen sinks! Henry Ford has just been heard turning in a Ford Mondeo grave and matcho Mercede...

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Phil Spector thinks he is playing Al Pacino in California State Prison Movie

Funny story: Phil Spector thinks he is playing Al Pacino in California State Prison Movie

Phil Spector, the musical genius behind hundreds of popular songs was only pursuaded to go to Gaol because he was tricked into thinking he was playing Al Pacino in "The Godfather", a cellmate said this morning. Phil, in reality serving 19 to life...

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Two Big Meteors Are Actually Space Ships!

Funny story: Two Big Meteors Are Actually Space Ships!

Scientists say that what they thought, and what these ships thought we would think, were meteors, are actually spaceships. "Undoubtedly they are from another planet or might even be a combination US/Russia deal where they try to unite the countri...

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Isle of Wight Going Chinese

Funny story: Isle of Wight Going Chinese

In a dramatic move to gain the approval of the Chinese Government, David Cameron is offering the Isle of Wight at 'a knock down price' to China. We understand that several million pounds are being diverted to the Conservative Election Campaign fun...

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Answers to correspondents

Funny story: Answers to correspondents

Q. Sir. In the 1966 World Cup final, Helmut Haller put West Germany ahead after 12 minutes. I noticed that in an episode of Fawlty Towers, Basil, with a bandage on his head is being rude to a table of very pleasant mannered Germans. On the credits I noticed the name of Helmut Haller. Is this the same Helmut Haller who scored the goal for West Germany? Colonel Blink (Chipping Norton).

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Popular T.V. sports reporter signs autographs and gives match comments in Prison

Funny story: Popular T.V. sports reporter signs autographs and gives match comments in Prison

Stuart Hall is settling in well among the "Beasts" at Wymott prison. The brilliant football commentator is in great demand as a free soccer expert during televised football. Hall, a great raconteur and astute MC for all events says he is as happy as...

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Larry King Buys A Viagra Factory

Funny story: Larry King Buys A Viagra Factory

NEW YORK CITY - Larry King, co-host of The Viagra View, has just revealed that he's purchased a Viagra factory located in Altoona, Pennsylvania. The 80-year-old stated that he had been thinking about purchasing a Viagra factory for the past three...

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New York Crime Boss Salvatore Goombalini Donates $1 Million For A Nelson Mandela Statue To Be Placed In Central Park

Funny story: New York Crime Boss Salvatore Goombalini Donates $1 Million For A Nelson Mandela Statue To Be Placed In Central Park

NEW YORK CITY - Regis Philbin, co-host of The Viagra View said that he has received a text message from the head of New York City's largest crime family Salvatore Goombalini. Sal The Pal as he is known in the mob world stated that he had nothing b...

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Two Captured Terrorists Spill The Beans On The Al Qaeda Organization

Funny story: Two Captured Terrorists Spill The Beans On The Al Qaeda Organization

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The FBI has stated that the two Al Qaeda terrorists who were captured in Paducah, Kentucky two weeks ago have offered up a wealth of information on the Al Qaeda organization. An FBI agent who did not want his name revealed state...

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Jay Leno Buys A Wyoming Woman's Volkswagen Beetle With 3 Million Miles On It

Funny story: Jay Leno Buys A Wyoming Woman's Volkswagen Beetle With 3 Million Miles On It

BURBANK, California - Jay Leno has one of the most extensive automobile and motorcycle collections in the world. He is said to own over 100 vehicles and 90 motorcycles most of them very expensive. Leno recently heard about 61-year-old Rayleen...

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China Is Outsourcing Its Fortune Cookie Business To The United States

Funny story: China Is Outsourcing Its Fortune Cookie Business To The United States

HONG KONG, China - The Chinese Republic has just issued a news statement that it has worked out a deal with the United States. The deal calls for the USA to take over the production of 92 percent of China's fortune cookie manufacturing. China's...

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Madonna cast in biggest acting role of her life, pretending she's still relevant

Funny story: Madonna cast in biggest acting role of her life, pretending she's still relevant

London, England - Acclaimed baby collector Madonna has released a statement via fax about her upcoming movie role, she will be playing an aging pop-star via twitter. While the plot of the film remains unclear, Madonna will be director, producer, acto...

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Hillary Clinton Has Butt Lift - It's Not What You Think!

Funny story: Hillary Clinton Has Butt Lift - It's Not What You Think!

Instead of having to go have those bullets that were still in her body after that close call in the Middle East where she landed her helicopter right into the midst of a fire fight, $tar$ Magazine has learned that Hillary is actually in for a major b...

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