Bravery In The Face Of Adversity
Sonia Exfoliant Beanstoker, completed the final leg of her sponsored bus ride today. Sonia Beanstoker of Cardiff began her sponsored bus ride three weeks ago. On behalf of the Facial Hemorrhoid charity PULSATE. To increase awareness of facial hemorr...
Read full storySlumdog Millionaire & Trainspotting Director Announces London Olympic Plea - We Need More Slum Dwellers and Junkies
Danny Boyle the director of Slumdog Millionaire and Trainspotting who is in charge of the opening ceremony for the London Olympics has said that not enough junkies and slumdwellers have so far put themselves forward to take part. With less than a yea...
Read full storyConfused Harry Reid mistakes Obama for Zuma
Which president is which? In a major political gaffe Democratic Senator Harry Reid mixed up the identities of South African President Jacob Zuma and American President Barack Obama. The incident occurred at a plenary session of the United Nations, as...
Read full storyKFC Embroiled in Dispute over Name of Dessert
Food giant KFC has entered into an acrimonious dispute with Johnson and Johnson over the name of a new dessert. KFC Corp, based out of Louisville, KY, has long been associated with the Kentucky name and believes that they should have unrestricted...
Read full story"Ninja" patrols streets of Oval
Following sensational reports of Ken Andre, the self-styled "Yeovil Ninja", there has been talk of a new vigilante on the block - Andrew Kenton, the "Oval Ninja". Mr Kenton has been seen stalking the streets of South London dressed all in white, c...
Read full storyMore young people aspiring to be idiots
Teens nowadays are looking more and more toward idiocy as a viable career choice. "It's like those reality shows" stated one teen who only referred to himself as "The Retention." "You can't be smart and be on those, yet look at the money those pe...
Read full storyObama pitches reality TV show to get more prime time
New York -- President Barack Obama met with top television executives today to present a concept for a weekly reality show that would feature the entire Obama family. Called "One Big Happy Family," the show would focus on the Obama's' problem-solv...
Read full storyNew Research From Mathematical Institute Stuns The World
The Barnsley Freudian Mathematical Gizolm Institute of The Long One, and The Round One, have published their long awaited Ham Shank report today. This report is the culmination of a 5 year intensive research program into the formative stages of coupl...
Read full storyJennifer Lopez Admits Knowing Nothing About An Alleged Affair Between Marc Anthony and Jada Pinkett-Smith
LAKE CHARLES, Louisiana - Jennifer Lopez was in the Bayou State where she had brought her three and a half year-old twins, Max and Emme to visit The Giggling Gator Amusement Theme Park located in Lake Charles. The park's director Beauregard Thibod...
Read full storyBritain's first communist bar
In Soho, London, a new bar has opened which is based upon the communist principles laid down by Karl Marx over 100 years ago when he lived in the area. The bar is called 'Working Class Public House' and is a plain unpretentious venue whose most notable feature is its unusual way of getting served. No money is necessary in the bar. In order to be served, all you need to do is work in the bar for...
Read full storyNewlyweds Kardashian and Prince William Agree to Appear on Royal vs Celebs Wife Swap
Cash strapped royal couple, Prince William and Princess Catherine, have agreed to appear in the TV series Wife Swap, with Californian Kim Kardashian and her new husband, Kris Humphries. TV writers are looking forward to the culture and lifestyle clas...
Read full storyLady Gaga gets three nominations at MOHO awards
Lady Gaga is up for three nominations at the MOHO awards (Music of Homosexual Origin), including Gayest Song and Gayest Person. Other notable nominations include Gayest Gay for Elton John, and a lifetime achievement award for Katy Perry. The MOHO...
Read full storyCostner rushes production team to flooded-out Vermont to film prequel to Waterworld
HARFOLD, Vermont--Rumors at Harold Fish & Chips have been confirmed--residents have, indeed, spied actor and producer Kevin Costner snooping around areas in and around Harfold where the worst of Irene's flooding can be found. A spokesperson fo...
Read full storySeparatist Guerillas attack Spoof Int. headquarters!
Somewhere in the Yorkshire Dales; 01.09.2011: The Spoof Int. headquarters was attacked today by a separatist group called; The SSFF (Separatist Spoofers Freedom Fighters) led by breakaway Generalissimo Mortadellamussollini sporting an Emiliano Zapata...
Read full storyCharlie Sheen Explains Why He's Hitting On Lindsay Lohan
SHERMAN OAKS - Charlie Sheen has reportedly been emailing Lindsay Lohan and telling her that he truly understands what she is going through and that he wants to be her BFF (Best Friend Forever). According to Bedroom Pillow Talks Carolina Chipotle,...
Read full storyCompton Pumpwayder: A name that will go down in history.
The first openly transparent contact with an extraterrestrial civilization occurred in the early hours of this morning. Spoof can now proudly presents the details of this epoch changing event to our readership. This morning at 4:30 GMT one of the most important whistle blowers in the history of human historical history type affairs, contacted one of our affiliated news desks in the Pembroke are...
Read full storyAustralians find Ned Kelly's head in Rolf Harris' didgeridoo
Australian historians are cock a hoop after finding the head of Ozzie crime lord Ned Kelly. Kelly, a bank robber, was executed a few years ago and the dumb bastards that ran that country lost his head. That is, until it turned up in a kiwi farm la...
Read full storyPaolo Di Canio blames ex QPR striker for defeat of Fascism in Swindon
Swindon Town manager Paolo Di Canio has launched a scathing political attack on centre forward Leon Clarke after their Carling Cup defeat by Southampton. The striker, who was recently 'released' by QPR for "lack of effort", had been heralded by Di...
Read full storySharing Banks
With Bank shares up following the Osborne/Cameron slow down on Bank reforms and the way open for another recession, things are looking up for those who want to see more austerity and the public lending to Banks again. It is a great prospect. Why o...
Read full storyOzzies talk up pile of rancid dingo bones as Ned Kelly RIP
Australia - Some ossified remains of Australia's most infamous wild dog are involved in a mix up over Ned Kelly's DNA. Misdiagnosis by geneticists had identified them as the missing link to the outlaw's descendants, whose genome they are said to r...
Read full storyBill Clinton Racks Up Huge Phone Charges
Former president Bill Clinton has provoked outrage after the White House received a massive telephone bill. Officials discovered that a telephone in a now unused part of the building had failed to be placed down properly and has been connected to a p...
Read full story$90 Billion Dollar Man, Colonel Gaddafi is hiding in a hole...
Desert Retreat, Libya: Not since Steve Austin played a 'mere' $6 million dollar man, in the 1970s TV series The Six Million Dollar Man, has there ever been an attempt to remake that long running and popular series... That is until now! They sear...
Read full storySpurs 'row z' insurance premiums slashed as Crouch leaves club
Tottenham sold striker Peter Crouch to Stoke City having realized his departure would reduce the insurance premiums associated with White Hart Lane's 'row z' sufficiently to free up the funds to sign Scott Parker from West Ham, according to Harry Red...
Read full storyAstronomers find supermassive black holes in Sarah Palin's head
NASA - Astronomers have discovered a pair of supermassive black holes in the twisty, spiral brain of former Alaskan governor Sarah Palin, NASA said Wednesday. Approximately 160 million light years from Earth, Ms. Palin is the nearest known such ph...
Read full storyPolice praise gangsters for their restraint as only 50 people stabbed at Notting Hill Carnival
This year's Notting Hill Carnival passed uneventfully and police praised the public and gang members as reports came in that only 50 people were stabbed. A mere 75 people were arrested for drug-related offences and only 200 police officers were injur...
Read full storyNew comparison website for reality show viewers
With the number of reality shows on British television reaching epidemic proportions, a new comparison website has been launched to help viewers swim their way though the morass of thick wastrels taking part. [Although bearing in mind what the Z-C...
Read full storyTwo Singers, Landau Eugene Murphy, Jr., and Anna Graceman Move On To The Finals of 'America's Got Talent'
HOLLYWOOD - It was quite a night for the America's Got Talent semi-final contestants. Guest singers for the night included Nicki Minaj and Susan Boyle. Minaj was dressed like a black Alice in Wonderland and she paraded her humongous bouncing butt...
Read full storyThe New Cast of 'Dancing With The Stars' Includes Los Angeles Lakers "Bad Boy" Ron Artest
HOLLYWOOD - ABC has just announced the new cast for season number 13 of Dancing With The Stars. Sangria Wine, a reporter for TV ClickerWorld wrote that perhaps a more realistically appropriate name would actually be Dancing With Some Little Known...
Read full storyCeltic Boss Neil Lennon Found 'Not Guilty' Of Being Assaulted
Celtic manager Neil Lennon has breathed a sigh of relief after a jury returned a 'not guilty' verdict in his trial at Edinburgh Sheriff Court. Lennon had been accused of being assaulted by 26-year-old Hearts fan John Wilson, whose actions were sai...
Read full storyStephen Hawking to replace Chaz Bono on Dancing with the Stars
An ABC spokesperson has declared that Chaz Bono will not in fact be participating in Dancing with the Stars this season, and that he will be replaced by famed physicist Dr. Stephen Hawking. The decision represents a significant reversal that some...
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