New Company Offers Post-mortem Cosmetic Surgery

Cheapskates Ahoy! A new form of plastic surgery is now available, and it's completely painless and astonishingly cheap! A yet-to-be-named firm, which plans to launch other death-related ideas, has a motto: "Look Your Best at Your Funeral-on the Ch...

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Thieving Penguin On 'Frozen Planet' "Was A Scouser. Probably."

Funny story: Thieving Penguin On 'Frozen Planet' "Was A Scouser. Probably."

According to at least one school of thought, the thieving penguin on David Attenborough's BBC smash hit series 'Frozen Planet' was probably a Scouser. So says Donald Skoob, 93, a janitor at Salford University. Viewers of the nature documentary...

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Fights, Regrets and Blessings at Christmas

Funny story: Fights, Regrets and Blessings at Christmas

The long holiday weekend began with packing and primping for the 7 hour, 500 mile crossing to various and sundry Mapquest destinations dotting the southern coast of the world's 4th largest lake. After four years physically removed from our respective families still clustered around the bottom edge of Lake Huron, my wife and I always start out our annual Christmas trek with sincere plans for mirth...

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Nine things that'll guarantee you'll be a miserable bastard in the new year

Funny story: Nine things that'll guarantee you'll be a miserable bastard in the new year

Bah-Humbug is your middle name. But why should a miserable bastard only get to be miserable at the holidays? Commit to memory these easy-to-follow steps and you'll be sure to be insufferable for all twelve months. 1) Run away from your problems. Why face problems head on when you can run from them and possibly make others feel as if these same problems were theirs and not yours. 2) Tell your...

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Kobe Bryant Turns Down An Offer To Star In His Own Reality Show Called 'Kobe Plus Lots & Lots of Bitches'

Funny story: Kobe Bryant Turns Down An Offer To Star In His Own Reality Show Called 'Kobe Plus Lots & Lots of Bitches'

HOLLYWOOD - The Epitome Network has just offered Kobe Bryant an opportunity to follow in the footsteps of former, fellow Los Angeles Laker Lamar Odom and star in his own reality show. Lamar Odom and his wife Khloe Kardashian who star in Khloe &...

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Satirical Website In Terminal Decline

Funny story: Satirical Website In Terminal Decline

Web analytics site www.skoobexa.con today announced in its half year summary that satire website www.thespoof.com appears to be in terminal decline. Principally because it just isn't funny any more. The site has been losing readers in their thous...

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Congress Puts The Internet Up For Sale

Funny story: Congress Puts The Internet Up For Sale

Washington DC -- Faced by increased popular pressure against its moves to control and censor the Internet, Congress has decided to sell the World Wide Web to the highest bidder. "The Internet is very powerful in its ability to encourage people to...

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Target Human - Solving America's and China's Largest Problems

WASHINGTON D.C. Americans are frustrated. China is overpopulated. It looks like there is finally a solution to both of those problems. In recent weeks, President Obama and his staff have been talking secretly with Hu Jintau and other Chinese lead...

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Puffington Host floats into the stratosphere: naked

Funny story: Puffington Host floats into the stratosphere: naked

New York - The staid Puffington Host, purveyor of light gastronomic drivel, has finally floated up into the stratosphere following publication of its latest collection of puff pastry recipes in its Home and Garden section. The recipes called for...

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Beeb writers airbrush Cherie from Blair obit

Funny story: Beeb writers airbrush Cherie from Blair obit

London - Angie Hunter, JK Rowling and a host of other tuppenny ha'penny hos all feature prominently in the necrology filming of Tony Blair's greatest hits. Ditto cute pandas, penguins and other endangered species - apart from ultimate rare breed C...

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NHS Direct Report Slight Increase In Flu Cases, Countered By Massive Drop In Man-Flu

Funny story: NHS Direct Report Slight Increase In Flu Cases, Countered By Massive Drop In Man-Flu

It hasn't been quite as bad as the pessimists predicted, in that there has been no influenza pandemic so far, with cases on a par with the seasonal average. However, there has been a dramatic decline in Man-Flu cases since people finished work for th...

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The American Irrespective: President Obama's End Of The Year Good News, Bad News, and More or Less, Worser News (So Far)

Funny story: The American Irrespective: President Obama's End Of The Year Good News, Bad News, and More or Less, Worser News (So Far)

GOOD NEWS Well, as someone around here used to always like to say - when otherwise attempting to both stall, and essentially delay, the inevitable had to be there, would-be almost truth of their particular semi-sort of, anything but full disclosure-like, ring around a response/altogether never mind, so as to suggest that either they didn't hear the question, and/or (best bet) had no idea what t...

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Indiana Hoosiers Basketball Undefeated, Thanks to Tractor Factor

Funny story: Indiana Hoosiers Basketball Undefeated, Thanks to Tractor Factor

The Indiana Hoosiers have launched into college basketball liberty this season under the leadership of Tom Crean. On an unbeaten 12-0 foundation, the Hoosiers are resurfacing the cultural image of Indiana basketball and building an utter database of...

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New Year's Resolution Suggestions For Some Famous and Infamous Celebrities

Funny story: New Year's Resolution Suggestions For Some Famous and Infamous Celebrities

Every new year, millions of people make New Year's resolutions which they fully intend to keep. Some people resolve not to drink as much, or smoke as much, or make fun of the faults of their spouses, significant others, or love interests. Many of these New Year's promises have actually lasted as long as four or five weeks, most however do have a tendency of falling by the wayside within 48...

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Pacifist priests have broom battle in Bethlehem!

Funny story: Pacifist priests have broom battle in Bethlehem!

Two rival groups of priests, one holier than the other, have fought out a broom battle in the church where Jesus is believed to have been born. A group of Greek orthodox priests grabbed every broom available to knock the lights out of a group of Arme...

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Suspicion grows on Justin Bieber, Sacha Baron Cohen, Russell Brand, Jedward and others for daft 'Taylor Lautner is gay' slur

Funny story: Suspicion grows on Justin Bieber, Sacha Baron Cohen, Russell Brand, Jedward and others for daft 'Taylor Lautner is gay' slur

California - A celebwatch site is determined to get to the bottom of a Boxing Day prank that's claimed to have outed the Twilight star. Los Angeles based LA HagFagSlagMag.con sources said today a tacky martial arts Christmas card signed 'Hunky' pr...

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Furniture shoppers run riot in Bradford!

Funny story: Furniture shoppers run riot in Bradford!

It seems that running riot whilst shopping is not just a US thing. Yesterday during the after Xmas sales rush in a furniture shop in Bradford, Yorkshire a riot broke out. Several punters saw a cosy black leather three piece suite for sale, 75% off...

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Boy dies from Facebook addiction

A 12 year old boy from Seoul, South Korea, has died after updating his Facebook status continuously for 50 hours. He appears to have been caught in a cycle of infinite self-description, which also killed a Wyoming man last month. This happens whe...

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Real Reason US House and Senate Disagreed Over Extending the Payroll Tax Holiday

Funny story: Real Reason US House and Senate Disagreed Over Extending the Payroll Tax Holiday

Washington DC: A temporary extension of the payroll tax holiday was signed into law by President Obama such that the 2012 paychecks of working Americans wouldn't change for two-months, while Congress hammers out a one year extension. The media ha...

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