Indiana Hoosiers Basketball Undefeated, Thanks to Tractor Factor

Funny story written by College Freakin Hoops

Wednesday, 28 December 2011

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The Indiana Hoosiers have launched into college basketball liberty this season under the leadership of Tom Crean. On an unbeaten 12-0 foundation, the Hoosiers are resurfacing the cultural image of Indiana basketball and building an utter database of statistics.

The Hoosiers get to the line early and often with a great interior game. Any coach in the Big Ten may as well post a Xerox copy of their ass on the inspiration board when Indiana is hitting their 3s. That same copy could very well replace every page of the playbook too. They are as talented offensively as Ke$ha is talented when it comes to wasting our time.

The much under-publicized tractor factor is also key to understanding this team, leading teams to a hickish culture shock when traveling through the Hoosier state. Meanwhile, the doughy superstars on the court continue their offensive onslaught with complete choreography, looking to make a tournament run and end up sipping on March's wine this Spring.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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