Two rival groups of priests, one holier than the other, have fought out a broom battle in the church where Jesus is believed to have been born. A group of Greek orthodox priests grabbed every broom available to knock the lights out of a group of Armenian clerics who claimed they were closer to God and Jesus than their rivals.
It required a battalion of Islamic Palestinian police to separate the two rival groups and fortunately none of the clerics or priests were seriously hurt apart from a few "brush wounds" to the head!
A Palestinian police spokesman gave the following statement: "Luckily there were no Jews between them because that could have ended up in a blood bath between them and us as for the two rival groups; what a bunch of morons fighting over their false god, there is only one god and that is 'The Almighty one' A++ah, so what's the problem?"
After peace had been resumed they all trotted off together to bang their heads against the Wailing Wall of Jericho which caused many more injuries than their broom battle! Jesus, what ever next?
