The Creation of MEN has become a voice for male society
A new gender equality group is created as the nation struggles to fight for the equality of men, putting the group at the forefront of men's rights. The group's name is "Male Empowered Nation" or MEN and their purpose is to take action to bring...
Read full storyU.S. Airline Pilots Union Signs A Very Unique Pat Down Agreement
CHICAGO - Upton Dashersteen, president of The United States Pilots Federation Union, has stated that one of his steering committees has come up with a plan that will avert a strike by the pilots union. Dashersteen stated that airline pilots repres...
Read full storyX-Factor Winner - Public Vote Leaked
Skoob Entertainment News can exclusively reveal that our offices received a call, seconds ago, from our very own Buffty Ginslinger regarding a leak about the winner of X-Factor 2010. Informing us that he was speaking from a toilet cubicle at Water...
Read full storyUpcoming Corrie St episode reveals big bang explosion caused by build-up of methane gas from over-imbibing Betty's bean-laden hot-pots
Oh ducky! The dreaded, nasally whining Ashley is done for. Too bad Claire survived - maybe she'll catch a deadly bug at the 'orspickle. Personally one had hoped the entire cast had been taken out in one fell swoop. What a wonderful opportunity it...
Read full storyTakwana Smith and Anitikapita Jones, both of Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough, discuss latest news regarding hikes in gas and electricity prices.
Our brilliant, yet modest, reporter, Lady Godiva, caught up with two of her favourite characters today, Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones, both of Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough. Both were 'sporting' the fashionable 'South Bank Facelift' hairdo, which tends to leave them looking rather surprised all of the time. When asked about their opinions on the latest news Takwana said, "Well, they've...
Read full storyEmbarrassing & stupid US faux pas causes chagrin in US-India relations as Obama Admin forced to say "We're sari, so sari" to Indian Ambassador's humiliating airport pat-down.
Something is really rotten in US-world relations. Despite their attempt to portray themselves as fair-but-tough, no-nonsense, self-appointed moral policemen of the world, the plain fact is that America is simply unable to treat others with basic res...
Read full storyBible's 10 Most Powerful Women List of 2010 released. Historians reveal identity of miracle-working great-grandmother of Jesus.
INNER SANCTUM, SANCTORUM - THE VATICAN: Future Popatus contender, Chief Cardinal-Scoundrel Burl O'Scooney has just released the 2010 list of The Bible's 10 Most Powerful Women. Perhaps Burl O'Scooney felt that some magnanimous gesture towards more...
Read full story"Titanic was a submarine" claims Bush
George W. Bush has broken his silence on the poll where 77% of American's claimed he was behind the sinking of Titanic. In a rare interview since leaving his post at the White House, Bush responded to the allegations that he, in 1912, arranged fo...
Read full storyRapper Nicki Minaj Presented With Barbed Wire Butt Shield
Skoob Entertainment News can reveal to the uninitiated that rap artiste, Nicki Minaj was presented with a butt shield of barbed wire by US talk show host George Lopez this week. Apparently, Nicki has such a shapely arse that anybody who meets her...
Read full storyAstronomers Lose Count Of Stars
Star-gazing boffins trying to figure out how many stars there are in the sky have lost count. But according to an astronomy insider, they've issued a new estimate to cover up their gaffe. The space experts at Yale University last week said ther...
Read full storyChina Bans Happiness
BEIJING - As Britain undertakes a happiness index level, China will do the opposite. "Smiling is against glorious nation of China!" said propaganda minister Lou Ser-Gai. "It is immoral western filth! Happiness against productiveness of China!"...
Read full storyPandemonium as Heinz workers threaten to strike. Bean eaters panic!
"Workers at food giant Heinz are to go on strike in a pay row. Unite said its members at the firm's factory in Wigan will walk out for 24 hours from next Wednesday evening and launch a continuous ban on overtime." Residents of the U.K. are rush...
Read full storyScottish Minister resigns because he got stuck in the snow!
Scottish transport Minister, Stewart Stevenson, has resigned because he got stuck in the snow too many times and had to be dug out. Whilst attempting to co-ordinate the logistics in Scotland during the heavy snow falls he drove into a snow drift a...
Read full storyCarnie Wilson Gets Back Up To 300 Pounds - Rejoins The All-Girl Band Wilson Phillips
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Carnie Wilson, one-third of the all-girl band Wilson Phillips says that her amazing weight loss of 150 pounds is history. The 5 foot 3 inch singer noted that she sort of fell off the diet that she had been on and in a matter of a...
Read full storyX-Factor Matt Cardle's Dark Secret Past Revealed
It has been revealed tonight that Matt Cardle has a dark secret past that he never wanted anyone to know about. But tonight, for the very first time, his ex-best friend Jeremy has told Spoof News about the secret betrayal that almost cost him his li...
Read full storyAn Off-Color Christmas Album - Carol #2: I Gave My Snowman a Wiener
It's getting close to Christmastime And the snow is coming down, I usually build a snowman Like everyone in town Mine has a big round belly And two eyes made out of coal But this year I reached puberty So my snowman has a pole. OH, I gave my snowman a Wiener And I was mighty proud But when it was all finished It drew a great big crowd My momma didn't like it And she went and go...
Read full storyMadoff son proves money isn't everything, especially when it's not yours!
Bernie Madoff's son Mark (RIP), has proved what the world knew all along; money, fame, glamour, fast cars, fast bitches, luxury mansions, etc, mean nothing, especially when acquired in the manner that the Madoff's practiced. Caught up in the backw...
Read full storyWikiLeaks Releases Naughty/Nice List
LAPLAND & NEW YORK - WikiLeaks, the whistle-blowing website, has leaked names to the naughty/nice list for Santa Claus. The list, which has been one of the planet's most well-kept secret by a private organisation, was leaked yesterday evening,...
Read full storyFuture News: Simon Cowell Accidentally Cloned Back to Life
(Published 2083) - SAN FRANSISCO, EARTH - After the United Federation of Planets' science arm perfected stem cell technology for reviving dead animals, it was decided to bring a hero of Earth's Old Age past back to life. Sadly, the wrong sample wa...
Read full storyFriends Say That If Rihanna Doesn't Cut The Mustard In X-Factor With Matt Cardle, He'll Probably Punch Her In The Face.
Tonight's X-Factor final: Sources relate that comedy croaker Matt Cardle has disappeared so far up his own arse that he has intimated that if international superstar Rihanna doesn't pull her finger out in tonight's final, he'll be giving her a slap i...
Read full storyCher Lloyd, Gillian McKeith, Chloe Mafia And Katie Waissell To Form A Girl Band!
Sources are telling Skoob Entertainment News that the four are to form an all girl singing band along the lines of Diana Ross and the Supremes, or Martha Reeves and the Vandellas, but with lashings of spitting, swearing, meltdowns, fainting, and temp...
Read full storyThe True Meaning Of Christmas: A Long Hard Look At The Festive Season
As Christmas fast approaches I wanted to get to the true meaning of Christmas. What is it that makes this such a special day? We are often told, shamed even, in to sparing a thought for the person behind all this festive fun. I'm talking about Jesus. Jesus H. Christ. For Christ the redeemer, who enjoys long walks on the lake, turning water in to moonshine, and riding a bicyle, has long...
Read full storyLegislators Front Bill to Ban the 'Does this make my ass look fat?" Question from the Vocabulary
Washington, D.C. - A new Bill is set to hit the Legislative floor after the holidays. The Bill, known as HR-203fat-Y will be one of the first items discussed once the legislators return to Washington after the holiday recess. In the Bill is the...
Read full storyIlluminati and the Bilderbergs Team up to Create Network Marketing Program
Undisclosed location, Earth - The quarterly joint meeting between the Illuminati and The Bilderberg Group turned out to interesting (this time) to the masses of "lower-class citizens". It seems the Illuminati and Bilderbergs have gone completely o...
Read full storyCoronation Street: Gas Explosion Caused By Ashley Peacock's Backfire
As a truly landmark and shocking storyline comes to a head, Coronation Street insiders have revealed the cause of the massive gas explosion that ripped through the wine bar, and derailed a passing tram, killing a few, but not enough, of the cast.
Read full storyHe's BACK! Bill Clinton Assumes Presidency As Obama Concedes "I can't handle this job!"
Interim President Barrack Hussein Obama was forced to admit what everyone has learned in the past two disastrous years of his Presidency: He just wasn't ready for Prime Time, a fact that led to his removal from the oval office after a bloodless coup...
Read full storyMiley Cyrus Gone Wild! Claims Bong Full of Saliva Not Salvia!
New Mexico - Miley Cyrus today sober, claims the bong she smoked on her birthday was full of saliva, not the hallucinogenic herb Salvia. "Boy am I relieved," said a top Disney Official on the condition of anonymity. Even though Miley is no longer...
Read full storyEmergency medical tech. posts photo of corpse on Facebook
"A former New York City emergency medical technician has pleaded guilty to misconduct charges after posting a mobile phone photograph of a corpse on Facebook." Personally, I don't see what all the fuss is about. After all, everyone will be a corpse one day.....and we've all got photographs of us hanging around. This guy was just a bit 'late' for the photo shoot. An hour earlier, had he been '...
Read full storyAnother scoop from Weeki Leeks - What Vincent really thinks about the students
An above board way (without the need to bug their phones) of finding out the truth about what many political figures really think, is a trip to their local posing as a nice considerate boy or girl. Our ace reporter took a trip to Vincent's local last night and came away with a completely different idea of the ministers views on students: "Long haired layabouts on a par with workshy council esta...
Read full storySpoof writer, Nick Hobbs, tries to go all 'posh' on us by faking an accident whilst drumming
One of our colleagues has, apparently, turned his back on the 'commoners' amongst us and is trying to 'get in' with the posh crowd. Nick Hobbs, featured writer on December 11th, in his Congratulations thread, which incidentally, he started himself in case no one else would. . .is claiming to have had an accident. A source told The Spoof today that, in an effort to cross over to the "other...
Read full storyMore Weaky Leaks to astonish and shock...no...wait...
Prince Andrew has just turned down the lead role in the new TV production The Scroungers, suggesting that his big bro was much more suited for the role, having had far more practice. In truth, he was mortified at the mere thought of rising early t...
Read full storyNick Clegg Sat Nav withdrawn from sale
A Sat Nav with the voice of Nick Clegg has had to be withdrawn from sale after furious complaints from customers. Angry motorists said that they had found innumerable problems with the device. According to one: "I listened to Nick and followed his...
Read full storyX-Factor's Cher Lloyd says "Yes. the Rumours are all true"
Cher Lloyd has tonight revealed that Yes the rumours are all true. The revelation came just hours before she was due to go on stage for the final time on the X-factor. Friends say she is worried that these revelations will effect her career if...
Read full storyHere we go again
Now that we are all feeling the effects of the horrendous annual Christmas price hike perpetrated by the major supermarkets that I warned you all about a few weeks ago, we are now faced with another Christmas phenomena we can't do a bloody thing about. It's known in the trade as trotting out the the trash and the perpetrators are the TV companies. Remember all of those ancient bulky videos...
Read full storyBilly Ray Cyrus Says Daughter Miley Is Turning Into Lindsay Lohan
SIOUX CITY, Iowa - Billy Ray Cyrus traveled to Iowa to see about purchasing a brand new tractor for his farm. He was asked by a member of the local media what he thought about his daughter Miley being video taped taking a hit on a bong. Cyrus shoo...
Read full storyTestosterone-laden male spoofers perched atop writers chart lament long absence of their estro-female spoofistas. Some gamely offer a cocky leg-up to reset pheromone imbalance
Too much testosterone. Not enough estrogen. Who'da thunk it! A recent survey on gender distribution among top spoof writers has revealed that testosterone-laden male spoofers are sorely missing some much-needed female company at the top of the w...
Read full storyWoodpeckers Petrified After Taking Cialis
Oronithologically speaking, a scientific breakthrough was reported by Cialis today when it was revealed that in a controlled study involving one hundred male Red-headed Woodpeckers, all taken from nests at puberty and given one Cialis pill a day for...
Read full storyTories Raise Fees On School Walls
LONDON - After alienating millions, and crushing the dreams and hopes of hundreds of thousands, the Tory government has announced new plans to cut down on excessive wall use at all schools. "So many walls," said Cameron. "are in schools. We have d...
Read full storyOuch: Spoofer Incapacitated By Broken Digit.
A well ignored Spoofer unexpectedly broke his finger today in a freak accident, involving beer and music. The reporter was covering a story involving a local band, when his finger became entangled in a drum kit, left unattended in a rehearsal room...
Read full storyMan on the Street: Tory University Tuition Fee Rises
In the UK's Parliament, the Tory-Lib Dem coalition government voted for raising the tuition fees for university students by three times as much to £9000 a year. There was a 21-vote margin. What do you think? Sam Gideon - Coventry (student) - "Oh fuck. Now I gotta get money for beer, Pot Noodles, and tuition fees." Sarah Palin - Alaska (public-sector worker) - "Well, it'll make sure all th...
Read full storyIsle of Wight News - Pugh Promises Autobiography
Isle of Wight Council Leader David Pugh held a press conference today after attending a ribbon cutting at a new eatery in Sandown to announce that he will be taking some time off in the New Year to write his autobiography. "There is a time for all...
Read full storyH&R Block Rings In the Holidays With 'Emerald Advance Predatory Lending'.
H&R Block is not satisfied with merely waiting until January 2, 2011 to fail at tax season: This year it begins now, with H&R Block Emerald Advance. "Emerald Advance is fun and easy," said H&R Block CEO Alan Bennett, who was difficult...
Read full storyHonest, Kind People Put on United Nations Endangered Species List
NEW YORK - At a United Nations meeting today, a new critter was added to the list of endangered species. Honest people were around in thier thousands, hundred thousands back in the late 1000s, however there has been a sharp decline in the number o...
Read full storyMore Violent Student Protests as Rampage Spreads to Berks
Violence by outraged students spread to Berkshire today, as twenty-three toddlers ran riot under the mistaken belief David Cameron's government planned to increase school pees. "I don't want to go potty!" screamed 3-year old Violet Babby. "I wa...
Read full storyH&R Sh-ts The Bed Early This Year With 'Emerald Advance', Now With 36% More Predatory Lending Fees!
H&R Block is not satisfied with merely waiting until January 2, 2011 to fail at tax season: This year it begins now, with H&R Block Emerald Advance. "Emerald Advance is fun and easy," said a spokesman, who was difficult to hear, what with...
Read full storyPro Tuition Fee Raise Voters Told to Pay Back THEIR University Fees
LONDON - After a stupidly narrow defeat of 21 votes, a tuition fee rise for next year's university students was met with severe irony as a clause was found in the document. All the party members who voted for the fee rise will have to pay their un...
Read full storyCharles and Camilla caught without seatbelts
London - (Rioters): It cost Diana and Dodi their lives in that drunken Pont d'Alma tunnel freak show in August 1997. On Wednesday night an ominous echo of that folie a deux saw Charles and his faghag snapped by the paps not wearing seat belts.
Read full storyProtesting Uni Students Protest Uni Protestors
Students rampaging over increased school fees are being strung even higher by accusations they are also looters, anarchists, and arsonists following last night's epic temper tantrum in central London. "All we are trying to do is point out it is s...
Read full storyCheryl Cole and Derek Hough To Star With Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart In "Vampires Of The La Brea Tar Pits"
HOLLYWOOD - Academy Award winning producer Fanton Brasshorn has just announced that he will soon begin production on his latest film Vampires Of The La Brea Tar Pits. The film will be a Cripple Creek Pictures movie production in association with T...
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