Now that we are all feeling the effects of the horrendous annual Christmas price hike perpetrated by the major supermarkets that I warned you all about a few weeks ago, we are now faced with another Christmas phenomena we can't do a bloody thing about.
It's known in the trade as trotting out the the trash and the perpetrators are the TV companies.
Remember all of those ancient bulky videos you gave to the charity shops a few years ago that are still selling for between 25 and fifty pence each? Well that what you (not me) will be watching on the moron box this so called festive season.
One well known XXX TV executive earning at least two mil a year who shall remain nameless, said. "Those bloody morons out there will take whatever we give them and trotting out the trash saves us millions. All the more for our bonus pot," he chuckled to his minder as he left a seedy back street hotel with an expensive hooker on his arm.
A captive audience is exactly that, so why not be brave and buck the trend...pick up a book and if you can't read try a picture book. Most newspapers have a puzzle and crossword page and if the wife has already beat you to it, take her upstairs and give her a good fucking. The exercise will do you good and if you are on your own just use your imagination.