NEW YORK - At a United Nations meeting today, a new critter was added to the list of endangered species.
Honest people were around in thier thousands, hundred thousands back in the late 1000s, however there has been a sharp decline in the number of such wonderous creatures.
"The main causes of endagerment," said Ban Ki-Moon, "is the corporate culture, agressive video-games, playing tough, and many other things."
The issue was brought up, after a human by the name of 'Jack', was killed by an oncoming car, trying to help a lady with her shopping.
These creatures roam in heavily populated areas, and some less dense areas too. They can easily be spotted by their up-front nature, their smiliness, and thier ability to attempt to help you.
If you do see one of these miraculous creatures, hand them over to your local nature protection agency.
"We're going to put them into a breeding programme," said a researcher at the Dept. of Zoology at South City University, "some say they breed rather slowly, so we'll have to keep an eye on them."
As of press time, this reporter was being shoved into the back of a comfortable car, heading for a 'place to be safe' according to the guy.
