Oscar the Grouch Angry at Being Snubbed
Sesame Street character Oscar the Grouch professed that he is angry and bitter that he was snubbed for a Swine Flu public service announcement sponsored by Sesame Workshop, the Department of Health and Human Services and Homeland Security in favor of...
Read full storySod'Em: Not In Our Town
The historic city of Gloucester has been saved from descending into a cesspit of vile sexual depravity. A planning application to turn a hotel into a "private member's sex club" complete with a "fetish room" for "adult enjoyment" has been turned down...
Read full storyJack The Ripper Released From Prison - Compassionate Grounds
While serving a life sentence for mass murder, it was discovered that Jack, or John, The Ripper, was diagnosed by a panel of physicians to be suffering from a recurrence of a hangnail on the large toe of his left foot. The panel of physicians dispute...
Read full storyBrooklyn Bridge Saved From Terrorists!
Fox News chief correspondent Jim Angle once again repeated the old chestnut that the National Security Agency's warrantless domestic surveillance program led to the arrest of Al Qaeda accomplice Iyman Faris, a naturalized U.S. citizen who pleaded gui...
Read full storyOscars reveal changes to voting for "Best Picture" award
The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has revealed today the new process which will determine the winner of the "Best Picture" Oscar. The voting process had been changed, in part due to some concerns that the summer blockbuster movies we...
Read full storyUrine Recycling: NASA gag makes astronauts angry
Astronauts on the International Space Station were angry today after they fell for a practical joke from mission control. They were told to test a special machine which would clean up their urine to make it safe and drinkable. The world watched a...
Read full storyAll Hell Breaks Loose When Blanche Eats Emily's Hotpot
Police riot squads today descended on The Rovers Return Pub in Coronation Street, Weatherfield responding to a code red emergency after Blanche, Dierdre's mum, was accused of queue jumping the Betty's hotpot line ahead of Emily Bishop, who has been i...
Read full storyFormer Beatle interviewed in Brian Jones pool plunge mystery?
Sussex - (Sticky Fingers Mess): Not on your nellie. That's the verdict of gold-digging vegan fanaticist Heather Mills' former divorce lawyers who reckoned their client was so barmy that they wouldn't touch her fantasy claims about Brian Jones' 1969...
Read full storyHardcore Porno industry being "Milked" by renowned global conglomerates, very Spunky!
After last night's investigation by the BBC into who earns the most from global hardcore pornography, Jaggedone and his CIA (cockroach Infiltration Army) decided to investigate himself into the wheelings and dealings by global, renowned companies cas...
Read full storyBloody Kerry Katona In Shock Arrest
Late last night, police were called by concerned neighbours to the Warrington home of troubled 'celebrity' and former Atomic Kitten Kerry Katona after hearing hysterical screams and the smashing of glass coming from within. Shortly after their arr...
Read full storyUK Economy Clearly Moving Out Of Recession
The Bank of England has today released further figures to support its clear contention that the UK economy is moving positively towards the roadmap for a blueprint within the overall template in the search for the merest hint of a suggestion by finan...
Read full storyBritney Spears Offers Advice To New Moms On Sex After Pregnancy
Bad Parenting magazine is scheduled to feature a new article on helping parents everywhere and who would know more about becoming a good mother and fine example to all kids everywhere, that Britney Sprears. "If you'll study my hoo-ha in those famo...
Read full storyPetula, Marianne, Cilla, And Lulu To Tour As "The Old Spice Girls"
LONDON - London's highly reputable and prestigious Liquid River Thames Talent Agency in conjunction with Simon Cowell's 19th Hole Production Company has just announced that they have signed United Kingdom 60s icons Petula Clark, Marianne Faithfull, C...
Read full storyFat Al Gore Nearly Crushes Tipper During Sex
Former Vice-President and current professor Al Gore, all 292 pounds of him, has announced the formation of an exploratory committee to see if he can somehow lose some fat, especially around his ass. "I'm a Tennessee boy, born after bred..Ma-bred...
Read full storyThe Spoof Holds a Yard Sale
London UK: In the tradition of California's Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, TheSpoof.com editor in chief, and chief bottle washer, has decided to have a yard sale. It's either move The Spoof to new facilities, or clean out the attic, garage and the b...
Read full storyNeil Young: Uncut, Unplugged, Unending
Can Neil Be Stopped? (Please) - Neil Young Decade I: Uncut, Unplugged, Unending will be released by Geffen Records on December 1st. The comprehensive Blue Ray Mach II box set covers the legendary singer songwriter from birth to age ten. "This...
Read full storyMickey Rourke actually Colonel Gadaffi?
Hard living American Irish Terrorist supporter Mickey Rourke has revealed that he's actually been working as a double for Arab pin up boy Colonel Gadaffi for the past twenty years. Rourke revealed that he got the job offer after meeting Colonel Ga...
Read full storyBritish MILF In Florida Everglades Boating Horror
Devilishly attractive Brit MILF, Donna Feathercap was recovering at home today after a frightening boat trip in the alligator infested Florida Everglades, a trip which put her in fear for her very life and left her badly traumatised. Feathercap wa...
Read full storyInvasion of the Killer Lightbulbs
[Scene: a dark street in Central London] 'Get yer Daily Wail 'ere! Lightbulbs 'armless!', shouted a newspaper seller beside Waterloo Station, as a heavy fog descended over the houses and the river, and people hurried home from work in the darkening gloom. The Government had issued a warning on the news about the possibility of Britain being attacked by swarms of mutant alien killer lightbulb...
Read full storyNancy Garrido the new Myra Hindley?
California - (Reuterus): Veteran Moors murders sniffer dogs are unlikely to join their LAPD cadaver-trail hound counterparts 'for obvious reasons'. But the Antioch neighborhood of Jaycee Lee Dugard captors Phillip and Nancy 'Reagan' Garrido is bei...
Read full storyMarvel At Disney's Growing Empire
Mickey Mouse will soon be lining up alongside Spiderman and the Fantastic Four will be taking Pluto for a walk. Disney have bought Marvel and all the super heroes within. Disney spokesperson Wayne Kerr said "This is such exciting news. It will pla...
Read full storyMuhammad O'Ali Returns To Ireland
Irish boxing received a huge boost yesterday as Muhammad O'Ali returned to his home town of Ennis in County Clare. His famous words "I am the greatest, to be sure" were heard throughout the world in his heyday. Irish boxing fans hope that he can...
Read full storyTV Sexist And Ageist Says Anne Robinson
The elderly female presenter Anne Robinson has branded television in the UK as sexist and ageist. "If a woman in her sixties wanted a job presenting a program like Watchdog, she wouldn't get it" said the new Watchdog presenter. "If a young attrac...
Read full storySpoofing Spoofer Spoofs Spoof
A spoofing spoofer spoofed the spoof. He now regrets spoofing the spoof. He has warned other spoofing spoofers not to spoof the spoof because there could be serious implications. Spoofers spoof many things. It's in there nature. Generally, spoofi...
Read full storyUN arrives at Arctic on day 12 of sellout world tour
Global rock superstars UN arrived in the Arctic on the current leg of their World Climate tour and already frontman Ban Ki-Moon has created controvosy at a news conference. "The cold here is screwing with my voice! If there's one thing global wa...
Read full storyRogen To Take on Holmes
Today I interview American comedian Seth Rogen, who is promoting his upcoming movie Sherlock Undercover, a modern take on the famous detective. IMT: Seth you have made your name in Hollywood as a stoner. How will you be approaching this role?" Rogen: "Look pal, let's not beat around the bush here. I'm not an actor. To call me an actor is an insult to (porn star) Ron Jeremy. Now that guy can...
Read full storyJaycee Lee Dugard To Be A Contestant On Dancing With The Stars
HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars host Tom Bergeron has just informed the Hollywood media that Jaycee Lee Dugard has agreed to be a contestant on this season's edition of Dancing With The Stars. Bergeron said that he personally spoke on the phone...
Read full storyBody of Ted Kennedy almost taken by Former IRA Terrorist Splinter Cell from Mexico
Boston, Massachusetts - A splinter cell from the former Irish Republican Army (IRA) identifying themselves simply as the "Sons and Daughters of Saint Patrick's Battalion" planned to kidnap the body of famous Irish-American, Ted Kennedy, sometime last...
Read full storyWoman With World's Freshest Vagina Sues California Pageant Commission!
SACRAMENTO, CA - Ousted national beauty queen runner-up Chrissie Blujeans, 22, blew off her Sunday School lessons about forgiveness earlier this week, and decided to legally smite Miss Californication pageant co-directors Shauna M'Ogler and Keith Le...
Read full storyPresident Caught Sorting Through Dustbin of History
Washington D.C. - The Ape Pee News Service is reporting, and the White House has now confirmed that the disheveled African-American man police picked up last week for trespassing, who was almost tasered for resisting arrest and cited for obstructing...
Read full storyInbred Mutant Hoody Zombie Teen Stalk 'N' Slash Massacre - Part 11
As the rain hammers down on the lifeless body of the San Francisco Onion, an anomaly occurs. As the water pounds his remaining hair, plastering it to his cold, dark, dead skull he appears to stir slightly. Or is it just the howling wind? As we focus on his lifeless face, with skin as green as any of his Utopian philosophical takes on life, suddenly, and scaring the absolute crap out of every...
Read full storyIt's A Cruel World - Writer With Miniscule Penis Goes For A Long Walk
Concerns raised today regarding the well being of Spoof contributor Skoob, who was gutted that fellow Spoofers betrayed him when they made public his concerns over being the not very proud possessor of a Tom Thumb penis. Skoob had aired his anguis...
Read full storyThe Ex-Miss California, Carrie Prejean Files A Whole Bunch of Lawsuits
MALIBU BEACH, California - Speaking from a rented beach house in Malibu Beach, ex-Miss California Carrie Prejean has announced that her attorney Magenta Duffydyke has filed several lawsuits on her behalf. Named in the various lawsuits are The Fede...
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