Late last night, police were called by concerned neighbours to the Warrington home of troubled 'celebrity' and former Atomic Kitten Kerry Katona after hearing hysterical screams and the smashing of glass coming from within.
Shortly after their arrival, an irate Ms Katona was dragged out of the property by six burly police officers.
As she was hauled towards the police van, Ms Katona was heard to shout at the top of her voice, 'I'm innocent! It were terrible, a complete f**king nightmare. There I were, in me nightie in me own f**king 'ouse, when I came face to face with an ugly, foul mouthed, violent, drug-fuelled nutter. I were acting in f**king self defence.'
Having completed their enquiries, police later confirmed that Ms Katona's bathroom mirror was now beyond economic repair.
