London UK: In the tradition of California's Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, TheSpoof.com editor in chief, and chief bottle washer, has decided to have a yard sale. It's either move The Spoof to new facilities, or clean out the attic, garage and the basement.
In this economic climate moving out...is out.
The following is a partial list of the 20 million items the editorial staff has found laying around the offices. A full list will be made available to the attendees at the merchandise inspection.
4200 Penises, various sizes
4200 Vaginas, extra large
1000 Muffs in various sizes and colors
2800 Beavers real and imaginary
4200 Pairs of assorted size boobs (no singles)
240 Various farm and circus animals
Boxes and boxes of condoms (brand new)
Lots of used British Football equipment
Many soiled politicians and potentates
All the merchandise can be inspected at The Spoof's London offices on December 28, 2009 (Bank Holiday). Sealed bids will be collected four days after the inspection and will be opened that same New Year's day. All sales are final, cash, UK checks or money orders only. No U.S. credit cards or bank checks, as we don't trust you Yanks yet.
Fun for the whole family; please bring the kiddies to both the inspection and bid openings. Light refreshments will be served.
