Devilishly attractive Brit MILF, Donna Feathercap was recovering at home today after a frightening boat trip in the alligator infested Florida Everglades, a trip which put her in fear for her very life and left her badly traumatised.
Feathercap was enjoying a relatively normal vacation at the home of her mother-in-law, when husband Frankie, a native New Yorker suggested the boat trip.
Feathercap expressed doubts about the wisdom of the venture, in view of the alligators, snakes, mosquitoes, and all the other nasty biting things that Florida possesses in abundance.
She was further perturbed, when the 'boat' turned out to be a leaky, eight foot midget boat, with a plank to sit on, but Frankie won her over, and the pair sailed into the tall reeds.
"I was petrified," Donna told us. "The water was black. Very black. If an alligator had attacked us, there would have been no way we could have seen it coming. It was also very hot and sticky. I could feel the onset of an anxiety attack and I started to hyperventilate."
Donna became increasingly anxious, begging Frankie to turn back, but Frankie just wouldn't listen and pushed on deeper into the swamp, returning to dry land some four hours later, leaving a traumatised Donna to 'get over it' in her room.
We confronted Frankie as to why he would want to put his wife through such an ordeal. He told us:
"She's a sexy lady, ya know? Well, sure, you can see that for yourself. She wasn't wearing a bra, just a skimpy low-cut tee shirt and cut off jeans. As it got hotter out there, the tee-shirt started to get see-through. Her hair got all damp, and when she started to hyperventilate, her ample bosom positively heaved.
"Any red blooded male would have treasured the sight. It'll go to the grave with me, that's for sure."
More sexist silliness as we get it.
