Mickey Rourke actually Colonel Gadaffi?

Funny story written by Lightning Conductor

Tuesday, 1 September 2009

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Rourke as Gadaffi, "I was born to play this role" mumbled the pizza faced lump!

Hard living American Irish Terrorist supporter Mickey Rourke has revealed that he's actually been working as a double for Arab pin up boy Colonel Gadaffi for the past twenty years.

Rourke revealed that he got the job offer after meeting Colonel Gadaffi's Son & some men in black on Peter Mandelson's yacht during a trip to Flavio Briatore's nightclub in Corsica many years ago!

It'd long been assumed that Rourke's career vanished in a haze of drink & drugs way back in the early nineties but the truth is way stranger & Rourke has amassed a fortune in Oil vouchers over the years living in a tent in Libya.

"I've fooled the world" murmured the plasticky faced star as Rourke tried to explain how he'd got away with it for so many years.

You all thought that "The Colonel" lived in a tent & talked nonsense in bad Arabic but all along it was me! laughed Rourke maniacally!

It turns out that Colonel Gadaffi had been living quietly in exile in Lockerbie running a corner shop under the name of Ali's Booze n' Fags when an attempted assasination attempt went wrong & the murder weapon landed on the wrong side of the town.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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