Dalai Lama pimping for Scientology 's Opus Dei masters
London - (Rioters): The Taiwanese tribute artiste posing as the Dalai Llama has been caught red-handed pimping for a lunatic cabal of hardened Opus Dei mobsters that runs Scientology in London.
Read full storyCourt Decides Radio Discriminates Against Deaf
Washington DC -- The Supreme Court ruled that radio broadcasting discriminates against the deaf in a 9-0 decision today. The ruling makes any communication by radio illegal. All radio programs are to cease by midnight tonight. The argument of the dea...
Read full storySheep found north of equator!
Leading geophysicists had a huge shock today when a large school of sheep were found north of the equator. Up to this point it was generally considered that sheep only lived on the equator. It is feared that this discovery might turn science on i...
Read full storyMissing Flea Market Boy Found -- Turned up on eBay
Smithfield, North Carolina - In this buy low, sell high then list it on eBay and sell it even higher modern dollar driven society, no wonder a small 3-year-old boy went missing; unnoticed while his mother attended Brightleif flea market over this pas...
Read full storyDoctors shocked: 'Ted' Kennedy is JFK
US Democratic Senator Edward Kennedy has been discovered to be an imposter after being hospitalized, stunned doctors at Massachusetts General Hospital told reporters.
Read full storyAbortion Time Limit to be Cut to 24 days
Today the UK Parliament voted to cut the time limit for abortion to just 24 days. This comes after weeks of intensive investigation into the development of babies in the womb by London University Hospital Scientists.
Read full storyBrain Tumor Informs Friends He Has A Ted Kennedy
THE BRAIN - A brain tumor in the left hemisphere announced today that according to doctors he has a malignant Ted Kennedy and was expected to be rid of it in at least three months.
Read full storyOfficial Secret Session Transcript Stolen From Congress
Typical Republican: I want a bagillion dollars for war. Typical Democrat: I want a pagillion dollars for this social program that is going to take care of everyone.
Read full storyThe Story Part 7 "Into the future/Enter Dimon Dart Head"
This story tells the woebegot tale of 'Andy Pandy Sugar And Candy Big Smile Sam Spanker Steph Lover Fluffy Silky Moo' hereafter to be known AS APSCBSSSSLFSM and that of those he meets on the journey of his life.
Read full storyMan Fakes His Own Death So He Can Avoid Having To Wash the Dishes
Local man Barnaby Jones, 62, pretended he was dead so as he could avoid having to wash up after dinner. The crafty man covered himself in ketchup and lodged a carving knife between his armpit and chest, then lay on the floor completely still while...
Read full storyFreedom of Information requests from Daily Mail costing Britain £7million a year
FREEDOM of Information requests by the Daily Mail have cost British taxpayers up to £56million in the last eight years, figures obtained by The Mail on Sunday under the Freedom of Information Act revealed this week.
Read full storyShock poll rocks Brown
A poll published in today's Daily Mail has been treated with caution by Tory campaigners in the contested constituency of Crewe and Nantwich.
Read full storyPolice appeal for information on stuff and other things.
Police Chiefs in Britain have appealed to the public for information on a lot of things and other stuff that they believe may be important.
Read full storyDyslectic women's naked Pyde Hark gallops branded as cunning stunts
London - (Bare Ass Mess): The antics of thousands of naked dyslectic women riding bareback through London's traditional spring sonking bites have been branded as a crude display of cunning stunts.
Read full storyGeorge W. Bush Declared Sane
In a surprise announcement today, resident psychologists at the White House declared President George W. Bush as sane.
Read full storyMargaret Thatcher wants to get stuffed
Former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher, in a frank interview with TheSpoof.com has revealed her intention to be stuffed and mounted after her approaching demise.
Read full storyAbortion limit to be raised to 18 years
A leading psychologist-type, doctor-type has recommended that the abortion age limit for Chavs should be raised to 18. That is, they can now be aborted up to 18 years of age if they show no signs of normality. Speaking at the Annual Conference for...
Read full storyGay wedding for Star Trek's Mr Sulu
US actor George Takei is to wed his long-term partner after California lifted its ban on same-sex marriage.
Read full storyNew Type of Non-Lethal Weapon
Tel Aviv - The United States and Israel announced today, the development of a new type of non-lethal, air dropped, genetically targeted, fat based weapon.
Read full storyAmerica Declares War On Chris Moyles
In a surprise move today, the United States of America declared war on Chris Moyles.
Read full storyStar Trek Mr Spock Exposed As Fraud
Mr Spock, the half-human, half-Vulcan science officer aboard the USS Enterprise in the Star Trek TV series, has been declared a fraud by one fan of the show, who claims the 'half-alien' is none other than veteran actor Leonard Nimoy. Mr Spock, who...
Read full storyWhat would the Colonel say?
Kentucky Fried Chicken has started catering their 'finger licking' food to the Chav market for wedding receptions.
Read full storyThe Bastard from Beckton
John Edwards, an unemployed refuse collector from Beckton, East London has been given an ASBO after a decade of shocking behaviour that was at times, nothing short of disgraceful.
Read full storyNaked Aggression
Gok Wan has once more, shown a different side to his nature after being arrested and charged after the Championship 'play off' game between Bristol City and Crystal Palace last week.
Read full storyVice as Nice!
Mark Clitheroe, a 43 year male from Leyland, Lancashire has been given an official police caution after he was discovered having sex with a workbench vice.
Read full storyParkinson In 'Undignified' Campaign
Sir Michael Parkinson has been appointed 'undignity ambassador' for Britain's aging celebrities.
Read full storyScared Superdelegates Switch to Clinton After Kennedy "Stroke"
New Yawk, NY-- The recent illness of Obama superdelegate Teddie Kennedy has many other Obama supporters looking behind their backs and checking their health insurance policies. Many superdelegates are now supporting Hillary Clinton after a weekend fi...
Read full storyHull family of eleven to educate palace
Following on from the Duchess of York's stay with a low income family in the deprived east-Yorkshire city of Hull, the city is poised to return the favour.
Read full storyMalvinas Leader Starts Tour In Buenos Aires
The exiled leader of the Malvinas, also known as the Falkland Islands, will start his tour of Buenos Aires today.
Read full storyHamas Rejects Israeli Truce Terms
Hamas today refused the peace terms offered by the Israeli government.
Read full storyEU Looks To Increase Waste
The European Union is renewing efforts to increase its Common Waste Policy, the ripoff system that milks most of Europe, by 400 billion Euros every day.
Read full storyNazi Loses Last US Appeal
A man accused of being a Nazi supporter has lost his final appeal to stay in the USA. Mr. Joseph Kennedy, former ambassador and all-round fascist bigot, has been told to either 'get out now, or make your sons famous politicians'.
Read full storyScotland To Reintroduce Traditional Trains
In a move to ease overcrowding, Scotland is to reintroduce steam engines on its railway lines.
Read full storyAmerica Declared A Republic
Today, at 11 a.m., GMT, the British colony of America today declared itself to be a republic.
Read full storyWalrus Language Experts Discover True Meaning Of Ku Ku Ka Ju
As desperate scientists are gravely beset by impossible crises ranging from HIV-AIDS to global warming, a small group of mammalian researchers has decided to focus on the warm and friendly qualities of the walrus.
Read full storyNCAA Report on Acceptability of Big 12 Conference Nicknames
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Read full story"Four Bros" Outdraws "Four Hoes"!
Hollywood was banking on a big ticket from Sex in the City's Four Hoes film. The pic was filmed during the ascendancy of Senator Clinton and the belief that the White House would have a white lady behind its white picket fence. Critics and audien...
Read full storyRon Paul Libertarians Endangered!
In a surprise move, the U.S. Interior Dept has officially declared Libertarians to be an "Endangered Species."...
Read full storyTheSpoof.com Introduces Words4pics
Foto fanatics claim that a picture is worth a thousand words and McLuhanesque mediasperts have pushed the picture as the new language. Online publication TheSpoof.com which deals mostly in verbiage with only a few rather old and worn out fotos and not a video in sight has decided to take startling fotos, not show them and then describe them in vivid detail.
Read full storyYagle to acquire Microsoft
Blubberg - The newly formed Yagle Inc. from the merge of two internet search giants Google and Yahoo, now plans to acquire Redmond, Washington-based Microsoft. Currently, Yagle are ironing the terms with Microsoft.
Read full storyGoogle and Yahoo merged
Googleplex Mountain View Calif. - Google the search giant based in Mountain View California merged with Sunnyvale California-based Yahoo. The announcement shocked the whole business world several times for the unprecedented move of Yahoo and Google.
Read full storyMcCain's PTSD Kicks In, Just as Bush Vet Admin Denies Coverage!
Deep in debt, Bush admin has been cutting costs like Edward Scissorhands, the hedge fund manager! War vets have not been spared the trimming as Bush opposes the new GI bill and shortchanges veterans' mental health coverage.
Read full story"Star Trek" Sulu to Wed Spock After Gay "pon-farr" Emergency
Captain Hikaru Sulu, best known for navigating the USS Enterprise on episodes of "Star Trek" while still a lieutenant, says he plans to wed his lifelong love now that the California Supreme Court has overturned its ban on gay and in...
Read full storyHot Prospect Aims for Big Leagues
The St. Louis Cardinals announced today a 58-year-old prospect in their AAA affiliate made "great strides" in his campaign to make the big-league club. George W. Bush, nicknamed "Mortar" (since the nickname "the Rocket" was taken) came to the Car...
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