Gay wedding for Star Trek's Mr Sulu

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Tuesday, 20 May 2008

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US actor George Takei is to wed his long-term partner after California lifted its ban on same-sex marriage.

Takei, 71, best known for playing Mr Sulu in Star Trek, said he and Brad Altman were going through the "delicious dilemma" of where to marry.

However, his former Star Trek colleagues, were surprised at the news that Mr Sulu was "batting for the other side."

Leonard Nimoy, who played Mr Spock, commented on the gay wedding "It's life Jim, but not as we know it!", whilst James Doohan who played Scotty said "Ye canna change the laws of Physics!"

However, William Shatner who played Captain James T Kirk, simply said that "Mr Sulu is going where no man has gone before!"

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