The exiled leader of the Malvinas, also known as the Falkland Islands, will start his tour of Buenos Aires today.
The Malvinan spiritual leader, the Dali Llama, will be welcomed by President Madonna Peron there, and also by Prime Minister, Martino Bormanno. Human rights, and steak and kidney pies, will be discussed, before the Dali heads off for a round of golf with Adolfo Eichmaninosa, at the exclusive Brittannic Hypocrisy Club, where he will meet ex-dictator Antonio Blairsky.
After sitting around waffling childish crap, they'll all appear on News at Ten, waving and bleating, then there will be lots of hints that Argentina is 'bad', and Britain and the Malvinas are 'good', without any actual facts to back that up.
Speaking from his mansion, in luxurious west London, socialist Prime Minister, Gordon 'Millionaire' Brown, said: 'If I keep saying nothing about anything, will anyone notice?' And Opposition leader, David Cameroon, added: 'The disgraceful way the Argies invaded their own islands was a disgrace. I'll shout as loudly as I can in the Commons, if you'll pay me.'
Commentators were wondering who the Dali actually is, and what he is doing wandering round Buenos Aires, and not really caring about it at all, but a Chinese spokesman said: 'Sorry, can't talk right now, I've got a quarter of the human race to look after. Ask that clown Bush.' And, sniffing rather loudly, President Bush had this to say about the Llama's visit: 'Mr. Dali is the real leader of El Salvador, and we'll be attacking it soon, won't we, dad?'
And Presidential candidate, Caracas Panama, said: 'Well, sombreros are OK, I guess, keeps people's brains nice and cool, like the ones who voted for George.'
Sentator Hillary Clinton is grazing in the Pampas of Patagonia.
