Abortion Time Limit to be Cut to 24 days

Funny story written by IN SEINE

Tuesday, 20 May 2008

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This one's just 30 days!

Today the UK Parliament voted to cut the time limit for abortion to just 24 days. This comes after weeks of intensive investigation into the development of babies in the womb by London University Hospital Scientists.

On average, babies go full-term in only 7 months and not the 9 months as previously thought. This could be the result of dog chromosomes being found in the DNA of children born in just 7 months. All such babies have wet noses and urinate everywhere - very similar to our canine brothers.

Professor Cletus McFetus of the University told In Seine News;

"We have been monitoring the gestation periods of unborn children for some time now and have noticed that all the vital organs form very quickly and begin to function within weeks. We have therefore advised the government to cut the time limit to just 24 days to make absolutely sure that babies cannot survive."

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