Written by Fergus McCarthy

Tuesday, 20 May 2008

image for Police appeal for information on stuff and other things.
All sorts of stuff could be in here.

Police Chiefs in Britain have appealed to the public for information on a lot of things and other stuff that they believe may be important.

West Midlands Chief Constable Nick Cuffem is concerned that some of the stuff that's going on may get out hand.

"We are very worried" said Mr Cuffem "We know there's an awful lot of things going on out there that we are not aware of.

"I would ask every member of the public to be vigilant in these uncertain times and not panic"

When asked for specifics the Chief Constable replied.

"We cant give any details because we just don't know at this time, but we do know that all sorts of stuff is going on, illegal stuff possibly.

"If we can just find out the details arrests may follow in due course and may lead to other things"

"We haven't heard any thing and that is what raised our suspicions in the first place.

"Nobody tells us anything anymore, when was the last time anyone ever asked a policeman the time?

"We need more surveillance cameras, they are the key to finding out what's going on, more resources are needed if this secretive bad behaviour is to be dealt with quickly.

"We are facing a wall of silence in every direction, we don't even know what questions to ask.

"We are stumped.

"Operation 'Paranoia' will continue until we know what we are looking for"

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