A new study in New Zealand has discovered, quite by accident, an almost total cure for incontinence.
This embarrassing and often smelly malady has been around since the dawn of man. The solution though simple has been a long time coming, it involves the insertion of a plug in the urethra.
The plug is no ordinary plug however, it has a remote controlled valve that gives the recipient total control over this bodily function.
The device implanted under local anesthetic is said to have a 99% success rate.
There have been some teething problems though with the remote receiver being susceptible to garage door opener, cellular phones, TV remote controls and other wireless devices. Bluetooth is said to be a real issue with hackers already responsible for a series of nasty urine related accidents.
The developers or this device are adamant that all these teething problems will be soon resolved, with a firewall to be installed on the device's software interface, Microsoft is said to be interested but the tendering process in ongoing.
