Trinidad - (AssoCIAted Mess): It's a sting. That's the official verdict as pointless Pretender to the Throne Prince Charles and his gargoyle fag hag Camilla start a ten day crack-dealing Caribbean cruise in the Prince Jefri Archer-owned 300 ft pleasure-cruiser Tits.
The springtime jaunt is deemed vital by Clarence House lackeys.
Last year Royal Navy and Drug Squad combined operations seized a record 500 tonnes of UK-bound crack cocaine.
This severely depleted official Puppet Monarchy stocks and forced minor royals to go begging cap-in-hand to Vladimir Putin's henchmen in London.
New arrangements are now being put into place with Charles setting up a series of deals with Non-Aligned Crack Barons Association representatives in the area.
The ten day trip is costing the UK taxpayer £2.5 million excluding local taxes.
It's official theme is sustainable crack dealing development, environmental protection for smuggling networks and youth opportunity for junior toerags to get a foothold in the lucrative family business.
"Charles and Camilla will visit a range of projects," a Clarence House spokesman said today, "ranging from initiatives to protect vital Bogota-registered mini-submarine sealanes, offshore bank accounts and schemes aimed at encouraging budding local entrepreneurship."
Prince Harry is in detox.
