The world's most boring man, Kevin Brown has once again talked a load of complete bollocks to delegates at the 75th annual accountants awards.
Kevin, 46, spoke a total of 406,421 words of such dire mind numbing-ness that left even the most stony-faced accountant in attendance clenching their ass cheeks and gnawing on their arm-rests in complete and utter boredom.
"I want to die. Kill me please", yelled Tony, one of the unfortunate 'victims' as they made a dash to the toilets for some much needed 'refreshments'.
"What a boring motherfucker", said another average-looking woman.
Nobody is quite sure what Kevin actually spoke about. Most dozed off as soon as he announced his name.
Numbers and figures were allegedly involved.
Oh, and he did a 'there's no accounting for taste' joke. Prick.