More documents left on train, this time by MI6 agent
MI6 has today revealed that yet more important documents have been left on a train despite recent publicity and a tightening up of procedures.
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Manchester - (Whopping Porkies Mess): Celebrity TV shrink and consultant plagiarist Dr Raj Perfraud was branded a thieving rat by the General Medical Council in Manchester today after ripping off countless eminent colleagues' work as his own.
Read full story"Israeli Idol" show a disaster for Simon Cowell
It appears that "Israeli Idol" - loosely based on Pop Idol and American Idol - has been an unmitigated disaster for Simon Cowell with his Sam-the-Eagle-Muppet hair style.
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Fern Britten Virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands back to 200MB. Jonathan Ross Virus: Not much use but still manages to get money out of your computer BT Virus: Every three minutes tells you what great service you are getting. Virgin Virus: Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the BT virus. Politically Correct Viru...
Read full storyContaminated Toilet Paper Found
Washington DC: The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) announced today that Salmonella bacteria have been found in rolls of toilet paper. This finding was withheld from the general public for five days pending verification that it is the same strai...
Read full storyJamie Lynn Spears Gives Birth to Girl. It Immediately Becomes Pregnant
(Jackson, Miss.) - Television star and slut extraordinaire Jamie Lynn Spears gave birth today in a mud hollow in Jackson, Mississippi. Within ten minutes the baby girl was pronounced healthy and also pregnant.
Read full storyDaniel Radcliffe Gets Bum-toning Machine
We all know that Daniel Radcliffe is a hunk and hot beyond belief, but even I have to admit that I there were any areas for improvement, his little bottom would be one. This could be a major problem as in a few weeks Radders will be taking to the sta...
Read full storyWanted Nazi found at Euro 2008
A wanted Nazi war criminal has been found at the Euro 2008 championships. The elderly Second World War veteran is wanted for countless acts, including genocide.
Read full story'Smart,' 'Guru' Invade Theaters, Moviegoers Yawn
(La La Land, CA) - Originality is under attack this weekend at the box office, as Get Smart and The Love Guru, both opening wider than Oprah's vagina, recycle themes, jokes, and characters we have all seen many,...
Read full storyNumerology scare behind Stonehenge Druids' preparations for summer solstice funerary rite
Stonehenge, Wilts - (Neolithic Mess): Druids' annual Stonehenge summer solstice ramblings have suffered a major setback.
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Inside the small town of Caputh just outside of Berlin lies the summerhouse of world-famous Albert Einstein. Purchased in 1929 by the celebrity physicists, Einstein spent three summers there before the Nazis took command in 1933. "Albert loved sp…
Read full storyHellfire Club's June 19 fears
London - (Premonitions Mess): Hellfire Club members have barricaded themselves behind Joseph Fritzl-style subterranean bunkers today amid fears that the June 19 Avenging Angel will strike before midnight.
Read full storyIndian Gaming Casino to Open on Wall Street
Manhattan NY: A new Indian casino is moving to Wall and Broad streets in lower Manhattan. It seems fitting that a tribe of the Wappinger Confederacy Indians should return to this place. In 1626 these Indian's sold Manhattan Island to the Dutch fo...
Read full storyBush Calls For Offshore Drilling
President Bush today called on Congress to end a ban on offshore drilling. In a news conference at the White House, he said there was 'no excuse for delay' in lifting the ban. 'We want drilling to start again offshore', he continued, 'and for gove...
Read full storyRugby player has orgasm in Church again
Religious elders have caused an uproar by criticising rugby player Gavin Henson for having had an orgasm inside Church.
Read full storyWill Smith Superb As Tony Hancock
Will Smith's latest film, Hancock, opened today in London. In it, Smith plays the legendary English comedian Tony Hancock, made famous by his radio show, which was successfully transferred to TV. In the film Hancock is an embittered, sarcastic, ma...
Read full storyNew drinks sponsor for Wimbledon
In an effort to broaden the appeal of lawn tennis, the Lawn Tennis Association has decided not to renew the sponsorship on offer from squash drinks manufacturer Robinson.
Read full storyPlaid Cymru To Change Its Name To Died Cymru
Today the Welsh nationalist party, Plaid Cymru, changed its name to Died Cymru, in honour of the suicides sweeping across Wales like an Australian bush fire.
Read full storyDentists back Bush's offshore drilling proposals
Washington DC - (Novocaine Mess): American Dentists Association members have welcomed George W Bush's call to lift a 27 year moratorium on offshore drilling.
Read full storyAlternative Zoe Heller - Diary
Written to the editor of the Sunday Times to demonstrate that I, like some of his regular contributors, could also write absolute drivel. Main problem being I don't get paid for it.
Read full storySainsbury's Online Shopping Cancelled
Sainsbury's, the well-known purveyor of groceries, electrical items, clothes and insurance, has cancelled its online shopping arm due to technical difficulties, and has offered subscribing shoppers a one-off £10 compensat...
Read full storyEU Referendum Lost On Train & Given To TheSpoof.com
After a flurry of secret government documents and databases holding the personal details of many UK residents conveniently going missing on trains and in the post, TheSpoof.com now brings you the latest piece of confidential government info to go ast...
Read full storyGerman Coach Banned From Touch Football!
Germany coach Joachim Low has been banned from the touchline for his side's Euro 2008 quarter-final against Portugal on Thursday. Touch Footballers from across the world of the most popular sport on the globe cannot believe that a coach has been...
Read full storySupreme Court Reverses Gore Endorsement, Awarding it to McCain
Mere moments after formally announcing his backing for Democratic Presidential nominee Barack Obama in an email to supporters, former Vice President Al Gore's endorsement was blocked and reversed by a 5-4 Supreme Court decision, handing the Nobel...
Read full storyFemale Chimps Fake It Too!
Chimpologists studying the female chimpanzee sexual response have discovered something truly amazing. The ladies are faking it! After recording literally kilometers of tape of female chimps caught in flagrante delicto, researchers have unanimously co...
Read full storyAnne Rice Writes New Vampire Novel: My Sister, Condoleeza The Blood Sucker
Anne Rice has written whole series of Vampire novels. Her undead have been philosophers, rock stars and everything in between. But in her latest oeuvre, the blood sucking child of the night is the US of A's Secretary of State. Ms Rice outs her si...
Read full storyPakistani F-Troop Can't Keep the Injuns Down!
Frontier troops have a long history from Roman legions on the outskirts of the empire near Buckingham Palace to US Calvary guarding stolen land from American Indigenous peoples. Pakistan may be the setting for the latest in the Frontier towns erected...
Read full storyMichelle "Wheezy" Obama Denounces George Jefferson's Hate Whitey!
Right wing blogosnipers have been accusing highly educated and very cultured jurist Michelle Obama of denouncing Caucasians as "Whities".
Read full storyHollywood Stars Aid Homeless; Winehouse and Spears Say Thanks in Advance!
Hollywood Stars like Ashton Kutcher and Brooke Mueller and their respective baby sitters Demi Moore and Charlie Sheen have hosted the Butterfly Ball to aid the homeless and near homeless persons of Southern California.
Read full storyClerk Tricks Blind Man to Shit in Public
London - A clerk for the Old Bottleman in Camden Market recently tricked a blind man to shit in public on a busy Saturday afternoon.
Read full storyWhite and Nerdy Goes Blacker than Black Gansgta
From mowing the lawn and playing Minesweeper, Michigan nerd Tim has gone from "White and Nerdy" to "Blacker than Black Gansgta."...
Read full storyPoll: Obama leads in swing and break-dance states, McCain ahead with waltz and cotillion dancers
Sen. Barack Obama is leading Sen. John McCain in the crucial swing-mad states of Ohio, Pennsylvania and Florida, according to a new survey of dance enthusiasts.
Read full storyPresumptive President Obama's Cabinet
Washington DC: The presidents Cabinet includes the Vice President, the heads of 15 executive departments plus various agency administrators/directors. Here are some educated guesses by Karl Rove of the Fox News Channel for the presumptive Democratic president Obama's cabinet.
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