German Coach Banned From Touch Football!

Funny story written by Pointer

Thursday, 19 June 2008

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Germany coach Joachim Low has been banned from the touchline for his side's Euro 2008 quarter-final against Portugal on Thursday. Touch Footballers from across the world of the most popular sport on the globe cannot believe that a coach has been stopped from touch football with his players.

"That's ow we bond!" wingman for Chelsea, Bumpin Uglies testified before the Uefa hearings board. Coach Scolari, usually a quiet sort, came forth to say that he couldn't imagine keeping strict discipline without a little "Touchey Feeley":" That's how we footballers keep it real!"

Uefa officials showed some hesitation after the two day marathon of testimony. Spokesperson, I Yust Liketawatch told thesppof.com that he had a whole new appreciation for European touch football as a contact sport.

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