Right wing blogosnipers have been accusing highly educated and very cultured jurist Michelle Obama of denouncing Caucasians as "Whities".
Mrs. Obama admitted that in fact she did have a relationship with TV white hater George Jefferson and that his nookie name for her was "Wheezie".
But Michelle Obama sought to reassure the American voter that those days are over: "I have shed my Southside Chi town nigga and now I am all Ivy League and all post racial like Barack. We are beyond color and race! We are colorless and non-racial. But if these KKK mo fo's don't stay outa ma face, I'll get post-racial on their white bread asses!"
