Written by Sophie Jayne

Thursday, 19 June 2008

We all know that Daniel Radcliffe is a hunk and hot beyond belief, but even I have to admit that I there were any areas for improvement, his little bottom would be one. This could be a major problem as in a few weeks Radders will be taking to the stage once more to strip naked and flaunt his stuff. But it is all under control, we can sleep easy at night, for Dan has found a solution.

The Harry Potter star was seen leaving Sunday's Tony Awards in the States with a free Scorcher Butt Machine.

"They don't have things like this in England," he told me. "We never get gifts!"

Obviously as a thorough reporter I had to ask Daniel to demonstrate the machine and I had to view the outcome. I can now enclose that that machine does wonders and that Daniel is looking so HOT that it almost seems illegal.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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