London - (Lurid Mess): A Nazi wartime bunker under Buckingham Palace is the latest suspected site in the Haut de la Garenne police probe.
"We think we know where the Old Queen Mum buried the bodies," Commander Jim B Ergerac of the Jersey Police said today.
Ministry of Defence officials have long suspected that a sordid wartime deal between rival fascist families of Lord Astor, Lord Redesdale and blackshirt Oswald Mosley "egged her on" after Hitler called King George VI's old trout-pout consort "the most dangerous woman in Europe."
Access to excavating the Palace has always been tricky however, not least because the present Puppet Monarch and her daftass ex-daughter-in-law Diana laid over 1,000 landmines under the herbaceous border shortly after the 1981 royal wedding farce.
Years of humbug followed with Diana plunged into the Tory government spin machine as patron saint of covering up official documents about UK traitor Anthony Blunt's sister Violet taking on the ID and persona of the Queen Mother after a Luftwaffe bomb killed King George, his wife and eldest daughter in the Blitz.
Camilla is foaming at the mouth again.
