Senator Clinton is attempting to broker a hunting trip for Senator Obama and Vice President Cheney. Clinton said earlier today, "Obama has been working so hard we would like to get him some rest. Surely a hunting outing with the Vice President could put anyone to rest."
And in a totally unrelated matter, Clinton also expressed her appreciation to her private jet mechanic. It seems Clinton assigned her private jet mechanic to inspect all the aircraft that Obama was to fly in.
That mechanic was instrumental in assuring that the aircraft were safe for the vice presidential hopeful. And thanks to his good work, none of the malfunctions plaguing those aircraft caused any tragic events.
When sought for comment, we learned the mechanic was visiting relatives in China - prior to starting his new assignment as chief inspector of Air Force One.