Rufus Leon Donnie Bill Blevins, aka "Stinky", announced proudly today that so far his mission, as he termed it, was "Going just about like I want it to." Even in defiance of the United States Endangered Species Act, Blevins, was confident he wouldn't be caught and his quest to sample as many Endangered Species as possible.
Asked why he wouldn't be caught Blevins replied "Well hell if Bush can get away with his state of the union speech, Dick Cheney nearly murders his buddy and nothing happens, and Kennedy gets away with the Chappaqqudick Bridge thing I sure as hell ain't worried. I believe if was the Obama guy I would kinda worry about Kennedy's endorsement though."
Blevins was asked to name some examples of what he has "sampled" and he had this to say. "I've tasted both kinds of Eagles, Manatee, Beach Mouse, and even a Bluetail Mole Skink."
Asked what he liked to eat most he quickly said, "Shit man, the most enjoyable thing I ever ate was a Female Suwannee Cooter, man that was good. You know it's a little bit strong, sort of smells like the dumpster at a "Red Lobster", but has a nice slightly salty finish."
