Bus Driver New Nostradamus

Written by ozworld

Tuesday, 29 January 2008

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Reg Stains

A London bus driver has amazed colleagues with his knack for telling the future after several of his calls came true including his prediction that the 09:12 from Fulham would arrive back at the depot at least five minutes late.

Reg Stains a veteran bus driver of twenty years says he doesn't really know how he ended up being capable of telling the future but often amazes family and friends with his powers.

"Last week someone asked me if I could predict what time services would be at my local church the following week and for for some reason, off the top of my head, I said 6.30 and 9 0'clock. Well you could've knocked me over with a feather when they telephoned me and said I was right"

Since then Reg says he's been inundated with calls from people many of who ask him to predict next weeks lottery numbers although he claims he won't be wasting his talent on greed.

"I've been given this power by God almighty and I'm sure he'd take them away as quickly as he gave them if he thought I was going to waste them on something as frivolous as gambling" he declared "But if anyone wants to know what time Sainsbury's is going to open tomorrow they're more than welcome to give me a call.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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