Written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 29 January 2008

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Ultimate rogue trader par excellence

Paris, France - (Zut Alors Mess): Embattled SocGen employee Jerome Kerviel has defended his position and told a press conference that in his opinion it is George W Bush who is the ultimate rogue trader.

"Whose financial policies have devalued the once mighty dollar to a fraction of its market worth? Is it me or is it Mr Bush?

"Whose handling of the economy has reduced the US domestic housing market to the laughing stock of the developed world? You are seriously thinking it's me?

"And who is such a retarded asshole that under his leadership the American stock market continues to nosedive like the CIA's spy satellite that's going to crash into the Iranian Embassy building in Pyong Yang?

"The defence rests!"

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