Gordon Ramsey set to buy ailing Little Chef Restaurant Chain

Funny story written by Gordon Bennet

Wednesday, 24 October 2007

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Could this be the replacement for the full English Breakfast?

At a hurriedly convened Press Conference held this morning Wednesday 24th October 2007 at the Dorchester Hotel, London it was announced that Gordon Ramsey's Restaurant Business, The KinHell Group of Companies where about to launch a bid for the ailing Little Chef Restaurant Chain.

Mr Ramsey explained that it had always been a dream of his to educate the entire Nation regarding their eating habits. He went on to say "That if Jamie Bloody Oliver could change the Kid's Menus in School Canteen's he Celebrity Chef Supreme Gordon Ramsey could change the diet of the entire Nation".

He also went on to say "My plan is for all 291 Restaurant's to have a least one Michelin Star by 2012 and the Flagship one's inside the M25 to have two Michelin Star's in time for the Olympic Games.

The present owner's of Little Chef stated "that the demise of the Restaurant Chain was put down to the influx of a new breed of people from all over Europe who just had no stomach for a full English".

Mr David Davidson and his wife Jean who have lived in a Travel Lodge near Lincoln for the last twenty years welcomed the news as having dined in the adjacent Little Chef on the All Day Breakfast three times a day twenty four seven commented "the wife and I are made up".

For the Government a Spokesman said "I don't think Gordon Brown normally dine's at a Little Chef but when he was here John Prescott often stayed at a Travel Lodge especially if he could get one for fifteen quid a night". He also recalled John saying "that nothing could beat a full English Breakfast especially after a night of humping".

Slasher Distell the Michelin Inspector was last seen leaving Harry Ramsden's Chippy in Bradford moaning "this is a nightmare how the effing hell do The Frog's expect me to get around all those bleeding Restaurants".

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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