Washington DC - (AssoCIAted Mess): Famous FBI spook-buster Joseph Navarro, who identifies traitors through their subtle behavioral idiosyncrasies, may be onto a winner.
According to highly placed DC sources Navarro has been working on twenty years' covert surveillance on secret accomplices of notorious KGB/CIA double agent Aldrich Ames and KGB/FBI counterpart toerag Bob Hanssen.
And what he has uncovered is potentially the biggest shocker of the entire US criminal intelligence hystery.
"All the Bush/Cheney Administration are hired hands," Navarro said today.
"They may be the GOP's equivalent of masterclass poker players but poker players lie all the time," Navarro chuckled.
"They pretend they are strong because inside they're just jelly.
"The truth is they can all be read. And in the Bush/Cheney Administration's case, that's R-E-D."
Navarro is a world-renowned expert in non-verbal behavior and has participated in virtually every US spy probe between 1993 and 2003.
"Yep, Bush, Cheney, Gonzales - they're all part of the KGB espionage matirix," Navarro said.
"NATO first started tracking them in Cuba around the time of JFK's Dallas '63 assasination. We've been working on their files ever since.
"Politics and poker are the same scams," Navarro continued, "both are games of subterfuge and raw, primitive passion.
"In the case of George W Bush, that's very primitive passion. Kinda kinky too.
"A politician or poker player, like a spy, emits self-assurance or self-doubt through subconscious body language.
"But spotting a bluff is second nature to me now.
"We know what shit those f##kfaces have got up to and upped the game by passing them what they thought were a few royal flushes.
"And they fell for it hook, line and stinker!
"And all the while they thought they've been playing Five Card Stud they've been monitored ahead of a huge Halloween Night's sting!
"Hope you enjoy the end of the month as much as we spy catchers ion the FBI! Happy Holiday!"
