Tehran (AP) - Invoking the universal "get me off the hook" phrase "just kidding" Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad admitted today "I was just kidding…the holocaust really happened and we do have homosexuals in Iran. God, they're everywhere. Have seen Iranian women? How can you blame them? That's why we invented veil".
Dressed in a flowery Caftan during afternoon tea with his, similarly dressed, cabinet members the Iranian President joked about some of his other claims. About Iranian women being free; "Ha, our women are not free. Our women do what they're told when they're told to do it…or else". He explained his wanting Israel to move to Alaska; "Heck, I'm not picking on the Jewish people. Those darn Eskimos are running amok up there and somebody needs to keep them in line. Who's better at keeping people in line than Israel"?
When asked about Iran's nuclear program he responded "yup, just kidding. We don't have one. I just like making President Bush say 'nuku-lar'".
