More Missing Disks
Following the news that two discs are missing in Britain's Postal System, it has emerged that Friends Reunited, the site for people who did not keep in touch with people has also lost all of its discs in the post.
Read full storyTop Ten Things Spoof writers can do while their publisher is off tying the knot, taking the plunge
10. Get a life. 9. Take up intravenous drug use, again. 8. Attend those AA meetings everybody has been talking to you a...
Read full storySpoof Editor's Shotgun Wedding Busted by Scotland Yard!
London Fog - It has been learned today that just moments ago the infamous Editor of De Must Be Spoofin' Dot Com, was taken into protective custody by Detectives from Scotland Yard. Mark Lowton was being forced to marry the sister of a famous spoo...
Read full storyGod upgrades to Vista - world will be better
A spokesman for Heaven has announced that God the Almighty, the Creator of the Universe, has taken the plunge and upgraded from Windows XP to Windows Vista. It is expected that stuff will be better,...
Read full storyThe American President declares the British Monarch an incestuous magnet
Today the American President publicized that he received a secret briefing giving details that Princes Beatrice of York has been feeling wet for Prince Williams for a long time and is asking if Prince Williams was interested in her.
Read full storyMitt Romney's Wife Is A Hottie!
Massachusetts Governor and GOP presidential candidate in 2008, Mitt Romney, is a very lucky man. He's handsome, he's smart, he's rich and ...
Read full storyFloggings, beheadings & amputations: Saudi treaty agreed end in exchange for new oilfields data
Riyadh, Sordid Arabia - (Ass Mess): Strained diplomatic relations with the Saudis are at breaking point this weekend following revelations about the signing of a 1980 treaty banning all orgiastic cruelty in exchange for new oil discoveries.
Read full storyGorgon Brown denies Black Monday fears
Whitehall - (Ass Mess): "Crisis? What crisis? It's nothing more than a pathetic, scurrilous rumor."...
Read full storyBuck House shock at loss of The Spoof
Buckingham Palace - (Ass Mess): The Queen is said to be inconsolable at reports that a two week story moratorium at The Spoof will see her ignored in the world of satire headlines just when she most needs to keep up a high profile and hog the limelig...
Read full storyBoy 'O' in Welsh Court Outburst
Boy 'O' (who cannot be named for legal reasons) a rather violent, seven-year old was at the centre of a Merthyr Tyddfil Matrimonial Court drama this morning, when he challenged the court ruling over whom should have custody o...
Read full story"Get off Your High Horse" - Cops tell Rudi Giuliani over his Coke-snorting Pony
Police in New York City were called the scene of a bizarre domestic incident involving Republican candidate Rudy Giuliani and his doped-up pet pony, Miss Pretty.
Read full storyHeather Mills McCartney Arrested
SALEM, MASSACHUSETTS - While in town visiting the graves of her ancestors, Heather Mills McCartney was arrested and charged with six counts of "abnormal flying" under Salem's so-called "witch ordinance" which dates b...
Read full storyHumpbacks have the humps
The captain of lost adventure cruise ship "Explorer" has been cleared of the any negligence. Despite the scurrilous rumour that the ship had hit an iceberg, experts from Greenpeas Save the Whales department have come forward with astonishin...
Read full storyWeapons of Mass Destruction found in Iran
Tehran: 25/11/07:20:01 Middle-Eastern time. A camel laden with battery powered hammer drills, fire extinguishers and electric chainsaws was impounded by US Officials (they get everywhere don't they?) as it tried to board a ship headed toward Ita...
Read full storyGrey Tuesday
Jack Straw, MP and father of William, has claimed that Labour is not facing another Black Wednesday, as has been stated by a number of conservative MPs.
Read full storySnoopy Paws
World famous Beagle, jet fighter pilot, and friend to Woodstock, Snoopy is to leave his paw prints in Hollywood's walk of fame.
Read full storyHo Ho Ho - Has Santa Got A Surprise For You?
Don't tell the kiddies but Christmas could be cancelled this year if the National Union of Santas has its way.
Read full storyWilly Wonka To Lead Tory Election Campaign
David Cameron has hired fictional character Willy Wonka to lead the party to victory at the next election.
Read full storyPlucky Pensioner Discovers Hitler In His Local Starbucks
That's how the cookie crumbles. How often have we heard that saying? Well for Pensioner, Robert Dillsprong, the cookie certainly crumbled in a rather strange way indeed. Robert takes up the tale:...
Read full storySuspicious Testicle Removed: Gordon Brown Recovering
LONDON -- Initial tests coming back on the Prime Ministers Left Testicle show no cancer. The Prime Minister and his family showed great relief. "I trust my doctors," said the visibly tired and shaken Prime Minister. The testicle was rem...
Read full storyJim Morrison's Body Exhumed
Paris -- There has always been a lot of controversy around the death of rock and roll legend Jim Morrison. The lead singer of the Doors died in a Paris Flat in July of 1971. The story of mystery signatures on his death certificate and his manager b...
Read full storyFed Chief Ben Bernanke Nailed in Topless Bar Raid
United States Federal Reserve Chairman, Ben Bernanke, was arrested Saturday night in a Bronx, New York strip club raid, where police had received a tip that active prostitution and illegal gambling were occurring behind the scenes.
Read full storyRupert Murdoch buys The Spoof and All Remaining Newspapers
It has been discovered that Rupert Murdoch is the most wonderful man in the world.
Read full storyHolidaymakers rescued at sea after their ship strikes an iceberg; History Channel reenactment of the sinking of the Titanic goes wrong
Antarctic - Responding to an advertisement of all expenses paid vacation to South American aboard the ocean liner M/S Explorer, twenty-four Britons, believing they were well on their way to a dream vacation of a lifetime, had a rude awakening upon th...
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